Why is 'Careless Whisper' played in so many hot scenes?
It is a rather saxy song.
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︎ Mar 13 2021
*whispers* b i o l o g y p u n s . . .
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︎ Feb 08 2020
After making love the other night, I told my spouse that I love when the whisper sweet things in my ear...
So my spouse leaned in close and whispered..."Syrup."
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︎ Mar 07 2020
Found this on Whisper
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︎ Apr 17 2019
It was a lovely movie and I had a hot date, so I asked her to whisper something in my ear that would make my heart beat faster. She gave me this sly little smile and then she replied,
"Don't look now, but your wife is sitting right behind us."
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Be sure to whisper after a chocolatier tells you theyβre out of chocolate. You donβt wanna startle them.
Theyβre just an ear now.
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︎ Jul 27 2019
Two corn stalks are standing in a field. One leans over to the other and whispers, βHey I gotta tell you something, you got a minute?β The other corn stalk says...
βSure, Iβm all ears.β
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︎ Apr 27 2019
What is small, red, and whispers?
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︎ Aug 02 2018
Me: dad would you like a wispa? Dad: (whispers) no thank you
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︎ Jun 09 2019
Next time someone is doing a crossword whisper...
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︎ May 29 2017
Was flying over the Netherlands on a trip to Europe with my dad leans in all very seriously and whispers...
Where do Gerbil go on vacation?
Hamsterdam
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︎ Jul 23 2015
So my wife comes up to me and whispers, Don't tell anyone I am wearing deodorant.
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︎ Jun 28 2016
(At bosses funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin)
"Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"
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︎ Nov 25 2020
A man goes to a library and asks for books on paranoia
The librarian whispers "They're right behind you."
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︎ Jun 01 2021
I heard this guy whispering a lot of Pokemon jokes to his friend...
...but I couldn't catch them all.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available.
She looked up and whispered, "They're right behind you".
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︎ Feb 19 2021
I snuck up behind my daughter and whispered, "I think our microwave and our TV are spying on us!!! And I also think our vacuum cleaner..."
"...has been gathering dirt on us for years!"
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︎ May 18 2020
Why is whispering in public a bad idea?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
A pony went to the doctor.
It pointed to its throat and whispered.
The doctor said "it seems that you're a little hoarse."
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︎ Jun 02 2021
I once whispered to myself in a shout-only zone
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︎ Jun 29 2020
My wife woke me up in the middle of the night
She whispered in my ear, "our children are asleep do what you want"
I then went back to sleep
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︎ May 06 2021
I called work this morning and whispered, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today. I have a wee cough." He exclaimed, "You have a wee cough!?"
I said, "Really?! Thanks boss, see you next week!"
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︎ May 30 2018
A man is staying in a hotel.
He walks up to the front desk and says, βSorry, I forgot what room Iβm in, can you help me?β
The receptionist replies, βNo problem, sir. This is the lobby.β
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︎ Mar 24 2020
A girl fell in front of me and was very severely injured. She said "Call me an ambulance!"
I whispered in her ear "You're an ambulance"
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︎ Apr 11 2021
If you see the second letter of the alphabet
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︎ Jan 13 2021
You otter hear this
A stoat and a weasel meet in a bar in the late fall and have a few drinks. One thing leads to another, and they decide to leave and spend the night together.
As they leave the weasel leans over and whispers, "i see you've changed into your winter coat. So, your place, ermine?"
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︎ Mar 18 2021
My family and I walked into the lobby and as we were checking in, I whispered to the desk clerk, "I hope the porn is disabled."
The guy looked at me in shock and sputtered, "It's just regular porn, you sick perv!"
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︎ Dec 29 2018
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
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︎ Oct 04 2014
Smiling like a fool, lifting her veil, looking longingly into my beloved's eyes, I whispered, "A...E...I...O...U...and sometimes Y."
The priest then turned to her.
"And has the bride prepared any wedding vowels?"
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︎ Aug 13 2019
I looked mysteriously at my son and whispered, "I steal candy bars using sleight of hand!"
"So I guess you could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve!"
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︎ Mar 12 2019
I usually don't care what other people are saying...
....until they start whispering.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Did you hear about the pessimistic horse whisperer?
He was a real neigh sayer.
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︎ Apr 27 2019
I whispered to my kids, "Have you all heard about the top secret bakery?"
They all looked at me blankly, so I replied, "I didnβt think so, itβs on a knead to dough basis."
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︎ Nov 06 2017
A few minutes ago, my wife turned to me and whispered, βI want u so badly.β
We are playing Scrabble, and she has a Q that she canβt get rid off.
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︎ Nov 16 2018
I told my boyfriend I might be a horse whisperer.
He replied 'I don't know honey, we all whisper when we' re hoarse'
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︎ Feb 17 2019
Sometimes late at night
I look up at the twinkling sky and whisper,
"You guys are the real stars."
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Dad, whispering: look at that sleeping bag son!
Me: Why are you whispering?
Dad, still whispering: Stop talking so loudly! You are going to wake it up!
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︎ Feb 23 2019
Get it..!?π
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︎ Jan 08 2019
He leaned over and whispered in her ear...
βNow blow the candlesβ
John Candle and Rick Candle were ecstatic
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︎ Jan 16 2018
At my boss's funeral, kneeling down and whispering slowly.
Who's thinking out of box now Kevin?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I overheard this guy whispering Pokemon jokes to a friend
But I couldn't catch them all
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︎ May 30 2020
So I asked the librarian where were the books on paranoia?
"Right behind you." She whispered.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
I asked the librarian where the books on paranoia are kept.
She whispered "They're right behind you".
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︎ May 06 2021
I called work this morning and whispered, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today. I have a wee cough." He exclaimed, "You have a wee cough!?"
I said, "Really?! Thanks boss, see you next week!"
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︎ Mar 21 2019
I asked the librarian if books on paranoia were available.
She look up and whispered, βTheyβre right behind you.β
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︎ Feb 22 2021
I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you..."
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︎ Nov 16 2020
I called work this morning and whispered, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today. I have a wee cough." He exclaimed, "You have a wee cough!?"
I said, "Really?! Thanks boss, see you next week!"
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︎ Feb 05 2019
I asked the librarian if there were any books about paranoia in the library
She whispered , "They're right behind you..."
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︎ Nov 25 2020
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