Karat cake
The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”
A kid says to his dad: "Hey dad what flavor are those chips you are eating?"
Dad: "My chips!"
Kid: "OK. But, what flavor are those chips?"
Dad: "My chips!"
Kid: "Seriously dad, what flavor are those chips?"
Dad reaches down, grabs the bag of chips, holds them up, points at the label and says: "I said they were my chips. See it says clearly on the bag Nachos."
I was able to add some bass-il to my tasty sauce.
Chalkolate
"Icee!" I exclaimed exuberantly.
Vein-illa.
I guess I lost track of the thyme.
The guests seemed to like my carbon dates.
Subtle-tea!
A surpies
chocolate chip peCAWn
It was mostly a cultural exchange.
People would end up with Different Tastes in Music.
Puppermint.
It's pretty Usless
They had the inside scoop
But I ran out of thyme.
Supplemint!
butter rum butter rum butter rum rum rum
I said butter pecan. So I could butter her up and take a peak of those cans.
LEECHES and SCREAM
...
woooOOOOoooOOOooo, haaaaappy hallooooweeeeen!
Pop-corny
I asked my daughter "can you make me a bowl of the camo ice cream? It's in the freezer, but you might have trouble finding it.."
She called me cringe-worthy.
http://i.imgur.com/CAtDJYm.jpg
Customer: Yuck! This ice cream taste terrible. Vendor: Vanilla. I thought you said gorilla.
Marsmellow
“sorry mate we only do plain.”
