Ice Cream Flavors Puns

Chalkolate

Vein-illa.

They had the inside scoop

I said butter pecan. So I could butter her up and take a peak of those cans.

I asked my daughter "can you make me a bowl of the camo ice cream? It's in the freezer, but you might have trouble finding it.."

She called me cringe-worthy.

Marsmellow

It's usually a sherbet.

Dad: hey, you wanna try some of this ice cream, it's green.

10 y/o Daughter: eww, is that booger flavor?

Dad: no, it's not

We have ice cream flavors like Mint to Be (Oreo mint) and Brownie Eyed Girl (chocolate Brownie, brides flavor) but need help for a name for vanilla cookie dough. It’s the grooms flavor, his name is Chris if that helps. THANKS REDDIT

Family just finished eating, and my father and I stepped outside. We noticed some ice cream spilled on the rough gravel of the parking lot.

Dad: what flavor does that look like to you?

Me: I don't know. Maybe mint?

Dad: I was thinking rocky road.

A group of friends were talking about different flavors of ice cream when one asked,"Have you ever had birthday cake?"

Me: "Every year."

Were (my parents, aunt, uncle and I) out getting ice cream, when my mom points out malt ball ice cream. my dad, being the joker he is, says "moth balls? that's a weird flavor" we have a laugh, get our ice cream, and walk outside. In the wake of "moth balls", I ask my uncle "have you ever smelled moth balls?"

"of course" he responds.

I nod my head, then promptly ask "how'd you get the little things legs apart?"

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