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Ice Cream Flavors Puns

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My 4yo daughter was playing ice cream shop, pretending that little pieces of chalk were the ice cream flavors. She asked me what flavor I wanted

Chalkolate

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👤︎ u/krigito
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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What's a vampire's favorite ice-cream flavor?

Vein-illa.

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👤︎ u/RAH1SH
📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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Employees at the ice cream shop were very knowledgeable about new flavors coming out...

They had the inside scoop

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 15 2018
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My girlfriend asked me "if I were ice cream what flavor would I be?"

I said butter pecan. So I could butter her up and take a peak of those cans.

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👤︎ u/Beaan
📅︎ Jul 06 2016
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Blue Belle ice cream makes "camo" flavor.

I asked my daughter "can you make me a bowl of the camo ice cream? It's in the freezer, but you might have trouble finding it.."

She called me cringe-worthy.

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👤︎ u/Pinkishy
📅︎ Nov 05 2016
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What is the Martian's favorite flavor of ice-cream?

Marsmellow

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👤︎ u/dnap123
📅︎ Jun 30 2014
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When I can't decide which dessert to get, I tend to go with fruit flavored ice cream.

It's usually a sherbet.

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👤︎ u/spruce_sprucerton
📅︎ Oct 23 2017
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Eating green ice cream together

Dad: hey, you wanna try some of this ice cream, it's green.

10 y/o Daughter: eww, is that booger flavor?

Dad: no, it's not

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👤︎ u/mortyd1
📅︎ Apr 20 2020
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Need help for wedding menu!

We have ice cream flavors like Mint to Be (Oreo mint) and Brownie Eyed Girl (chocolate Brownie, brides flavor) but need help for a name for vanilla cookie dough. It’s the grooms flavor, his name is Chris if that helps. THANKS REDDIT

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👤︎ u/airianathegreat
📅︎ Jul 18 2018
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Waiting outside a restaurant with my dad

Family just finished eating, and my father and I stepped outside. We noticed some ice cream spilled on the rough gravel of the parking lot.

Dad: what flavor does that look like to you?

Me: I don't know. Maybe mint?

Dad: I was thinking rocky road.

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👤︎ u/Mosk3
📅︎ Sep 17 2013
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Birthday Cake

A group of friends were talking about different flavors of ice cream when one asked,"Have you ever had birthday cake?"

Me: "Every year."

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👤︎ u/neaustin
📅︎ Apr 05 2017
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