Sugar Substitute Puns

A list of puns related to "Sugar Substitute"

My daughter was looking through the different sugars at a restaurant and asked me what the sugar substitute was.

I told her that it's who replaces the regular sugar when it calls out sick for work.

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👤︎ u/cellomold
📅︎ May 01 2019
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What do you call a longshoreman who only unloads sugar substitutes?

A steviadore.

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👤︎ u/dazwah
📅︎ Jan 19 2015
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My husband got my daughter today. Eye rolling occurred...

Eating at IHOP

Daughter: "What is sugar substitute?"

Dad: "You use that when sugar calls in sick."

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👤︎ u/emilykitt
📅︎ Jun 21 2016
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