Getting drunk is something you should do once in a Blue Moon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigJoester
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2015
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Guess the Visual Pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PunPics
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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It's halloween and not a single kid came to my house trick or treating...

...that only happens once in a blue moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ewouldblock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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How often does Halloween fall on a Saturday?

Once in a blue moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sumedocin23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I don't put an orange in my beer often

Except maybe once in a Blue Moon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hastings43
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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What do you call a smurf with his pants down?

A blue moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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124 dad jokes that will make you laugh and cringe

Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.

What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.

Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

β€œEvery time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, β€˜The good news’ll feel better when it quits hurting.'”

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

β€œI’ll call you later!”- β€œPlease don’t do that. I’ve always asked you to call me Dad!”

Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: Because his father was a wafer so long!

What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.

β€œMy dad literally told me this one last week: β€˜Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.’”

β€œWhenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, β€˜No, just leave it in the carton!’”

I got so angry the other day when I couldn’t find my stress ball.

If I had a dime for every book I’ve ever read, I’d say: β€œWow, that’s coincidental.”

I’m not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.

β€œMe: β€˜Dad, make me a sandwich!’ Dad: β€˜Poof, You’re a sandwich!’”

β€œI heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

β€œHow can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl? They’re all girls, otherwise they’d be uncles.”

Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

β€œWhat’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1”

The only thing worse than having diarrhea is having to spell it.

I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: β€œDon’t worry; this is a piece of cake.” I said: β€œNo, it’s a math problem.”

I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.

I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.

Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeb123xD
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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What’s a smurfs favorite drink?

Blue moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/machupichu189
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Went out for Dad's birthday last night, he set me up big time...

He asked the waitress what beers were on tap, which included Blue Moon and Sam Adams seasonal. He said "it's not a special occasion, so I'll have the Sam seasonal." After the waitress left, I asked, it's your birthday, what special occasion do you mean? He said "I only have it once in a blue moon."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2014
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I rarely put orange slices in my beer.

Once in a Blue Moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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It's not often that I put an orange in my beer

It's usually only once in a Blue Moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hastings43
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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I don't usually put an orange slice in my beer

Except maybe once in a Blue Moon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Do I often put an orange slice in my beer?

Not really. Maybe once in a blue moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dan-Quixote
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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I asked my dad if he’s ever seen a bug in his drink.

β€œOnce in a blue moon.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jollyben
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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Do you like oranges?

I do, but only once in a blue moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Actionhippie417
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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Anyone see the blood moon last night?

It happens once in a blue moon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Archaetorrhi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2015
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