Full Moon Puns

A list of puns related to "Full Moon"

What did the dad say to his son when he became afraid of the full moon?

"Don't worry! It's just a phase it's going through!"

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 01 2021
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What happens to Werewolf's house when its the full moon?

It becomes a warehouse.

Credit to Haldzur, the newest dad in our party.

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👤︎ u/Eagle_Vision_13
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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I like going out during a full moon...

...but my lycanthropy gives me pause.

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👤︎ u/FreeBroccoli
📅︎ Feb 23 2021
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What do you call a wolf that meditates during a full moon?

Aware wolf

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👤︎ u/1kings2214
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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NASA found a full body skeleton on the moon!

Turns out the cow didn’t make it all the way

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👤︎ u/The420Wizard
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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I used to be really into the full Moon

Turns out it was just a phase

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👤︎ u/Gorflindal
📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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What do you call a rampaging cow under the full moon?

Udder lunacy

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👤︎ u/gssn-nospace
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?

Make them stub their toe.

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👤︎ u/Fitzz7
📅︎ Sep 12 2019
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One night, beneath a full moon, I cut my hand on a rusty shed.

Now I'm a werehouse.

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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer
📅︎ Oct 03 2018
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Continuing on the whale theme, what do you get when a bunch of orcas congregate under a full moon?

A tide pod.

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👤︎ u/stupidlyugly
📅︎ Mar 28 2019
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Tell you what, when I see a full moon, I'm thankful for my health. You see, I used to be a werewolf...

... but I'm alright nnnNNAAAAAWWWOOOOOOOOOO-AOW-AOW-AWWWOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo!

(Told this to my wife when we were walking through a city at night with a full moon and she actually ran off at full speed, leaving me stood there feeling like a moron...)

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👤︎ u/madlarkin001
📅︎ Nov 20 2018
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What do you call a person who turns into a house every full moon?

A warehouse!

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👤︎ u/zebogo
📅︎ Aug 25 2018
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Never break into a house during a full moon...

It might turn into a werehouse

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👤︎ u/Mister-Pineapple
📅︎ Aug 05 2018
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I always have this dream of a horse being revived under a full moon

It's a living nightmare

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👤︎ u/VejeDust
📅︎ Oct 04 2018
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Every full moon, my son goes outside and stares up at it for hours on end.

I know it's just a phase.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Jan 14 2018
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What did the waning full moon say to his girlfriend?

At least gibbous a kiss goodbye.

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👤︎ u/Rogerspotatobread
📅︎ Jul 11 2017
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During a full moon. Every god damn time...

Did you know I used to be a werewolf? But I'm alright nooooooowwwwwwwww

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👤︎ u/dacria
📅︎ May 25 2013
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I know a guy who turns invisible every full moon.

He's a WereWaldo.

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👤︎ u/JustinJamm
📅︎ Feb 07 2014
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During a full moon I can see uranus
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👤︎ u/punnycobi
📅︎ Jan 09 2018
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Why was the moon so full of itself?

It was just a phase.

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👤︎ u/ryzikx
📅︎ Sep 19 2017
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