A list of puns related to "Moonly"
Neil before me..
I might need a space heater.
Eclipse it.
A wolf...
I just added the cement to make it hard.
But only when itβs waning
Because he wanted space
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What a were-doh...
He is a ware wolf!
The food is terrific but there's no atmosphere.
No, itβs just a phase
The food was decent, but there was no atmosphere whatsoever
It was totally lit!
I said "That's lunacy!"
Then it dawned on me.
"Don't worry! It's just a phase it's going through!"
They decided to call it a day.
It becomes a warehouse.
Credit to Haldzur, the newest dad in our party.
...but my lycanthropy gives me pause.
Neil before him.
So, I took her to the planetarium.
I told her not to worry, itβs only a phase.
Did you know that NASA sent a chicken to the moon?
You remember the a pollo missions.
Singapore!
It has lots of space.
An Eclipse.
He's a got a faux pas now
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
...Eclipse it.
Neil before me
Eclipse it.
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Eclipse it.
Great food, no atmosphere.
Neil before me!
Eclipse it!
Eclipse it.
Have you ever heard about the Restaurant at the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
A space heater.
Eclipse it.
Neil before me.
"Neil before me"
Eclipse it
Sycamore
Neil before me
Great food, no atmosphere!
Eclipse it.
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