What do you call a dad joke told by Captain Falcon?
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Chewbacca won an award after his first season on the Millennium Falcon
He was named Wookie of the year
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︎ Oct 03 2022
Falcons only live for around 10 to 15 years.
That means every falcon alive now is a millennial falcon.
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︎ Dec 14 2021
Chewbacca usually is the one who cooks on the Millennium Falcon
It tastes pretty good but it always turns out a bit Chewy
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︎ Jun 21 2022
Falcons only live 10-15
Meaning that every one of them alive today is a Millennium Falcon
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︎ May 26 2022
On his first smuggling mission with Han, Chewy accidentally crash landed the Millennium Falcon on planet entry.
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︎ May 07 2022
Remember when Chewbacca crashed the Falcon?
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︎ Apr 22 2022
How do you unlock the Millennium Falcon?
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︎ Jun 22 2021
The 'Millennial' Falcon...
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︎ Sep 24 2021
Police have confirmed that the man who tragically fell from the roof of the 9th floor nightclub was indeed...
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︎ Aug 11 2022
I'm older that all those falcons...
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Wild Falcons live to be about 13. So all the Falcons in the wild today were born in the 21st Century.
They're Millennial Falcons
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Found a sick bird and took it to hospital, but was refused entry
Apparently it was ill eagle
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︎ Sep 18 2022
One time Chewbacca forgot to release the emergency brake before flying the millennium falcon
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︎ May 11 2021
Why was the Millennium Falcon easier to fly after the Force Awakens?
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Chewbacca crashed the Millenium Falcon the first time he flew it.
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︎ May 30 2020
How did Landon Calrissian win the Millennium Falcon while playing Wheel of Fortune?
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︎ Mar 20 2021
My wife works with birds at the zoo. The other day I asked her about the lifespan of a falcon. She said they usually live for about 15 to 20 years.
"I guess that means all the Millennial Falcons are gone."
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︎ May 04 2021
Why did Han Solo refuse to let Chewbacca fly the Millennium Falcon?
Because he's still a Wookie.
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︎ May 04 2021
Just had my first day on the job as a co-pilot of the Millenium falcon...
It went well but I made some Wookiee mistakes.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
why does it take a while to eat a wookiee?
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︎ Aug 03 2022
What kinds of socks do falcons wear?
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︎ Jan 31 2020
I have a raptor who was born in 1982...
He's my millennial falcon
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︎ Aug 19 2022
I've been really keen on watching the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket launches lately...
... Guess you could say that I've been watching them like a hawk!
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︎ Jun 04 2020
What do you call it when you get dirty on the Millennium Falcon?
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︎ Jul 20 2020
If Falcon becomes Captain America
Does he become Captain Falcon?
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︎ Dec 14 2019
Why did the falconer dislike idioms?
Because the bird in his hand had got a lot more than two in the bush.
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︎ Aug 06 2019
Falcons on a plane
Two falcons are passing through security, each carrying 3 dead squirrels. They weren't allowed to board, though - the airline had a strict limit of two carrions.
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︎ Mar 18 2013
If I get a falcon born between 1980-2000
If I get a falcon born between 1980-2000, I would officially own a millennial falcon. I wonder how fast it could do the kestrel run.
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︎ May 19 2017
I was surprised to see the make of my Millenium Falcon model.
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︎ Sep 29 2018
Family got a Millennium Falcon rug for my birthday.
http://imgur.com/f20P0zK
I call it the "Kessel Runner".
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︎ Nov 18 2016
Mos Eisley has the best Chinese Restaurant on Tatooine
So naturally Obi-wan took Luke there before they left on the Falcon.
But poor Luke can't figure out how to use the chopsticks and he's making a big mess. So Obi-wan says to him, "Use the Forks, Luke."
Someone asked for more Star Wars jokes, so you may see a few more of these.
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What do they have for supper on the Millennium Falcon?
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︎ Jan 17 2017
I saw a bird eating avocado toast the other day
It was a millennial falcon
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︎ Jan 06 2022
Researchers recently aged inhabitants of a Peregrine colony and determined one of them was born around the turn of the century.
They are calling it the Millennium Falcon.
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︎ Dec 30 2021
When I woke up this morning, I saw a bird of prey sitting in my backyard eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
My wife was picking feathers off my sweater...
and turns to me and asked, "have you been cheating on me with a bird?"
So I look at her right in the eye and said, "I swear... It was just a peck on the cheek."
She almost kicked me out of the house.
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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon?
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it
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︎ Oct 07 2020
I recently saw a bird eating avocado toast
It was a millenial falcon
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︎ Jan 06 2022
I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.
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︎ Sep 25 2018
I woke up this morning and saw a bird of prey in my backyard eating avocado toast and yelling βOk Boomer!β
It was a millennial falcon.
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︎ Jan 31 2020
I went to my backyard this morning, and I saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.
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