My wife's butt cheeks have the exact same size.

She is asssymmetrical

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Killuminarius
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2022
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I need a subreddit for my exact needs. I’m neither extremely for nor extremely against sleeping

I'm just r/mildlyintoresting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maximumfunpriv
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2022
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I hired some felines for my business. They all do the exact same job of duplicating documents.

Just a bunch of copycats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2022
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Did you know that 10 + 10 and 11 + 11 generate the exact same sum?

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Ten plus Ten equals Twenty.

Eleven plus Eleven equals Twenty Too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raven21633x
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2022
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I tried to 3D-print an exact replica of a refrigerator from a famous company, but their executives wouldn't let me.

They said it's because of copyright infridgement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Impress-2222
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2022
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I don't understand why people pay with exact change.

It doesn't make cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RiceCakeMan0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2022
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They've discovered a breed of oxen that is genetically identical from one generation to the next, each one an almost exact copy of the one that came before except for some slight degradation.

It's called a "Xere-ox."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlarowe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2021
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Next year is going to be the exact same as last year

Because it's 2022

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZephkielAU
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
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I’ll never forget my dad’s reaction when I told him I’d made an exact genetic copy of him for his birthday

He was beside himself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PopeliusJones
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2021
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I feel like I've sat on this exact same toilet, reading these exact same articles, on this exact same phone...

I'm having a serious case of dΓ©jΓ  poo. πŸ₯΄

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshTee123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2021
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Just staring out the window of my nine-to-five, feeling like I’ve seen this exact thing a million times before…

I think I’m having day-job view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2021
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I made an exact replica of the Hugh Laurie doctor character from Lego

He's a brick House

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2021
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Why do hardware stores never have an exact price for sandpaper?

They only have a rough idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2021
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I was watching the weather on TV one day when I saw the radar. Weeks later I saw the weather again and the exact same radar image was being shown!

It must have been a Doppler-ganger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2021
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Let me give you my exact location. I am
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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I saved the exact location of my toilet on my computer.

It's labelled as my 'I Pee' address.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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I use to think that I had the exact same padlock as my friend, but upon closer inspection..

It was clear to see that they had some key differences.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yellgames01
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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What were the odds in 1957 of being the exact stray dog chosen to be the first living thing in space?

Laika million to one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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I once saw two octopuses that looked the exact same.

They must have been itentacle twins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ancient_Presence
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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There is a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way ipfs.pics/QmZbKhZGWtorqCM…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yousosweg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2015
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I've discovered the exact process by which a woman becomes a thot, but I'm having issues explaining it.

No one can follow my thot process.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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they call Gordon Ramsey β€œraw and uncut,” yet these are the exact words he uses when chewing out the chefs on his show
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skill_challenge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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The cashier gave me some coins back after I gave her the exact amount.

I looked at her confused with the coins in my hand and said,

"I paid the exact total. This makes no cents."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2015
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If you ask communists for the time, they'll never tell you the exact minute.

If you ask why they'll say: "It's all hours"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonPupps
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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What did one bumper sticker say to the exact same bumper sticker?

We're iden-decals!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baloads
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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A teacher told a student that no two people see color in the exact same way.

The student then asked...Does this mean that color is a pigment of your imagination?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Exact change makes perfect cents... reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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My wife was yelling and upset with me that I couldn't figure out the exact route to her parents house in Canada from our place in Ohio.

I told her it was border line abuse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnnaEd64
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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What do you call an exact copy of you that smells better?

Your cologne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pauls2theWall
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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My coworker thinks it's amazing that I go poop at the exact same time every day.

I keep telling him I'm just a regular dude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lapants
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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It took me an hour to draw an exact 90 degree angle

But I had to get it just right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlutterB16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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If scientists made an exact duplicate of Elsa ...

... would it be an Ice Queen Clone?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crash_86
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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What do you call an Asian man who is just like Exact Lee?

Sam Ting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loki_nighthawk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2017
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If two people greet each other at the exact same time

It's a "hi" jinx.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NX02GT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2016
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Some people are the exact opposite of what they post online...

...maybe they should call it 2facebook

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thejazz97
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2016
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