My wife's butt cheeks have the exact same size.
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I need a subreddit for my exact needs. Iβm neither extremely for nor extremely against sleeping
I'm just r/mildlyintoresting
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︎ Aug 21 2022
I hired some felines for my business. They all do the exact same job of duplicating documents.
Just a bunch of copycats.
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︎ Jul 08 2022
Did you know that 10 + 10 and 11 + 11 generate the exact same sum?
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Ten plus Ten equals Twenty.
Eleven plus Eleven equals Twenty Too.
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︎ Apr 03 2022
I tried to 3D-print an exact replica of a refrigerator from a famous company, but their executives wouldn't let me.
They said it's because of copyright infridgement.
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︎ Apr 22 2022
I don't understand why people pay with exact change.
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︎ Apr 08 2022
They've discovered a breed of oxen that is genetically identical from one generation to the next, each one an almost exact copy of the one that came before except for some slight degradation.
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︎ Jul 10 2021
Next year is going to be the exact same as last year
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︎ Dec 15 2021
Iβll never forget my dadβs reaction when I told him Iβd made an exact genetic copy of him for his birthday
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︎ Jul 17 2021
I feel like I've sat on this exact same toilet, reading these exact same articles, on this exact same phone...
I'm having a serious case of dΓ©jΓ poo. π₯΄
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︎ Sep 03 2021
Just staring out the window of my nine-to-five, feeling like Iβve seen this exact thing a million times beforeβ¦
I think Iβm having day-job view.
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︎ Sep 02 2021
I made an exact replica of the Hugh Laurie doctor character from Lego
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︎ Jul 28 2021
Why do hardware stores never have an exact price for sandpaper?
They only have a rough idea.
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︎ Jul 27 2021
I was watching the weather on TV one day when I saw the radar. Weeks later I saw the weather again and the exact same radar image was being shown!
It must have been a Doppler-ganger.
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︎ Jul 18 2021
Let me give you my exact location. I am
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︎ Mar 28 2018
I saved the exact location of my toilet on my computer.
It's labelled as my 'I Pee' address.
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︎ Mar 16 2021
I use to think that I had the exact same padlock as my friend, but upon closer inspection..
It was clear to see that they had some key differences.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
What were the odds in 1957 of being the exact stray dog chosen to be the first living thing in space?
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︎ Feb 23 2020
I once saw two octopuses that looked the exact same.
They must have been itentacle twins.
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︎ Dec 10 2015
I've discovered the exact process by which a woman becomes a thot, but I'm having issues explaining it.
No one can follow my thot process.
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︎ Dec 19 2018
they call Gordon Ramsey βraw and uncut,β yet these are the exact words he uses when chewing out the chefs on his show
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︎ Sep 02 2019
The cashier gave me some coins back after I gave her the exact amount.
I looked at her confused with the coins in my hand and said,
"I paid the exact total. This makes no cents."
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︎ Aug 18 2015
If you ask communists for the time, they'll never tell you the exact minute.
If you ask why they'll say: "It's all hours"
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︎ Nov 06 2019
What did one bumper sticker say to the exact same bumper sticker?
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︎ Dec 07 2019
A teacher told a student that no two people see color in the exact same way.
The student then asked...Does this mean that color is a pigment of your imagination?
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︎ May 09 2019
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︎ Nov 04 2019
My wife was yelling and upset with me that I couldn't figure out the exact route to her parents house in Canada from our place in Ohio.
I told her it was border line abuse.
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︎ Aug 31 2018
What do you call an exact copy of you that smells better?
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︎ Sep 14 2018
My coworker thinks it's amazing that I go poop at the exact same time every day.
I keep telling him I'm just a regular dude.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
It took me an hour to draw an exact 90 degree angle
But I had to get it just right
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︎ Dec 05 2017
If scientists made an exact duplicate of Elsa ...
... would it be an Ice Queen Clone?
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︎ Dec 23 2017
What do you call an Asian man who is just like Exact Lee?
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︎ Aug 26 2017
If two people greet each other at the exact same time
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︎ Oct 23 2016
Some people are the exact opposite of what they post online...
...maybe they should call it 2facebook
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︎ Jul 05 2016
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