I have no idea how much she charges him.
.....until I realised you could watch it on T.V. for nothing.
Roll on Monday!
Just search optimus prime
He's a roamin' Cat'lic.
..."No, Ken do"
... almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday ...
A man-date mandate
The joke neverlands.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
I told him, 'no, because it's Son Day'.
Now it’s just some bunny I used to know.
He said, “Oh please. You should really give me a bit more credit.”
I don’t why he hates bees so much.
Because she’s had a sat-a-day
Easier done than said.
I would tell my co-workers to keep at it, because it would be Fort Worth It!
Now we are headed to Denver for a while, and I need a new one. Any suggestions?
Not this year though, I'm quitting cold turkey.
It’s pivotal to my recovery.
She's in 2nd grade and every Friday (pizza day) her teachers Dad comes in to volunteer. He stops by her class and has this exchange:
Dad: Hey kids, I brought you all pizza!
Kids cheering: Where is it?
Dad: The cafeteria!
They all groan and walk off to wait in line for lunch, thinking they were going to have a pizza party. They fall for this every week.
So my fiance and I were at a dinner with other people who were also engaged and the topic got around to forts in the living room. We talk about how often there should be a fort in the living room when one of the guys says that they should be put up every two weeks, the fortnight.
All of us future dads busted out laughing.
When your nose is runny
Some people think it's funny
But it'snot
