There was a sale on citrus fruit at the grocery store...

It's for a lime-eted time only!

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👤︎ u/Sam-A-Tron
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
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Did you hear about the world's largest pickle?

It's a really big dill

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👤︎ u/125bench
📅︎ Apr 25 2018
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What happens to the files in my Dell laptop when I smash it with a hammer?

They get Dell-eted

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📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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Why couldn't the Coder that switched companies get anything done?

He signed a Non-Com(pl)ete Agreement

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👤︎ u/N11Ordo
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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