I saw a whole shelf of soy milk at the store the other day.

It's great that they've enabled milk to properly introduce themselves to customers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flashblazer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Remotely Yours

So we had this issue yesterday where secure shell commands were failing from our newly enabled backup system to a downstream application.

I logged in manually using the correct credentials to confirm the keys were fine, but I noticed it was the first time in known hosts, so i typed β€œyes” to put the entry in and figured that would fix it.

When the problem came back today, I was surprised at first, but then it hit me...

Same ssh -t different server...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCandIO
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Can you believe how far technology has come?! Now doctors can use lasers to enable you to see into the future!

Mine just told me after my surgery I'll have 2020 vision!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SvNOrigami
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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I have killed so many vampires, but Dracula is proving hard fo catch

Finding where he is will enable the final count down

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Kid comes to dad with a blue slushie

The kid grinned at his dad

Dad: That slushie is Bluetooth enabled!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaprasRuler
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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My father has you all beat, I assure you.

We were working on getting him a new SSD for his work laptop and he dropped this little nugget: "If I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive, would that enable cloud computing?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derlique
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2013
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Dad joked my state farm rep.

Her-"Sorry about the delay sir our computers are slow in the morning"

Me- "You should enable java script!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Virginiamudbrick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2014
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Dad- joked my own Dad

We were setting up our new wifi enabled printer when I dropped this joke.

(We were trying to get my Mum's laptop to connect to the printer)

Dad: The laptop can't see the printer. Me: Neither can I, it's in the other room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GRI23
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2014
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