I have killed so many vampires, but Dracula is proving hard fo catch

Finding where he is will enable the final count down

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Can you believe how far technology has come?! Now doctors can use lasers to enable you to see into the future!

Mine just told me after my surgery I'll have 2020 vision!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SvNOrigami
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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Kid comes to dad with a blue slushie

The kid grinned at his dad

Dad: That slushie is Bluetooth enabled!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaprasRuler
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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My father has you all beat, I assure you.

We were working on getting him a new SSD for his work laptop and he dropped this little nugget: "If I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive, would that enable cloud computing?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derlique
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2013
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Dad joked my state farm rep.

Her-"Sorry about the delay sir our computers are slow in the morning"

Me- "You should enable java script!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Virginiamudbrick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2014
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Dad- joked my own Dad

We were setting up our new wifi enabled printer when I dropped this joke.

(We were trying to get my Mum's laptop to connect to the printer)

Dad: The laptop can't see the printer. Me: Neither can I, it's in the other room.

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πŸ“…︎ May 07 2014
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