For my diorama, I tried to make a few desert elevations...
I really made a mesa things though.
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Elevator pun
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︎ Oct 13 2021
Elevator pun
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Elevator puns...
... good on so many levels πΊπ»
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︎ Feb 15 2020
If I was going to ask someone to marry me, Iβd propose in an elevator
so I could say I want to take our relationship to the next level
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︎ Mar 26 2022
Iβm deathly afraid of elevators.
So, Iβm taking steps to avoid them.
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︎ May 14 2022
What's the problem with good elevators?
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︎ Jun 02 2022
The British call it a lift. Americans call it an elevator.
They were raised differently.
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︎ Mar 24 2022
Why is a stuck elevator better than a bad relationship?
Itβs never gonna let you down
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︎ Apr 02 2022
an electrician walks into a broken elevator
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︎ Jun 04 2022
I got an elevator installed, that only goes down
I expected people to ask questions about it, but it hasn't come up yet.
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︎ Mar 27 2022
You know why I hate elevators?
Half the time they are up to something, the other half they are just bringing you down. I should really start taking steps to avoid them..
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︎ Jan 14 2022
Iβm not a fan of elevator music.
It bothers me on so many levels.
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︎ Mar 18 2022
I hate elevators
Every time I get on them, they are always either up to something or just putting me down. I had to get in contact with a therapist because I feel like itβs my fault for pushing their buttons. Thankfully, Iβve been able to take steps to avoid them.
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︎ Apr 19 2022
My advice for anyone trying to live with a phobia of elevators:
Apparently there are steps you can take!
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︎ May 16 2022
I always take the elevator because...
...itβs not polite to stair.
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︎ Apr 04 2022
I have a tragic story about elevators...
The first time I used an elevator, it uplifted me. The second time, it let me down.
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︎ May 04 2022
To whoever stole my elevator joke
I know what you're up to.
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︎ Dec 11 2021
Today I started an argument with my wife while riding in an elevator
I was wrong on so many levels.
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︎ Apr 30 2022
If youβre on the top floor of a building, never trust the elevator.
Itβs only gonna let you down.
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︎ Mar 24 2022
Who Performs the Most Rockin' Elevator and Airport Music?
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︎ May 06 2022
I call it a lift. My American friend calls it an elevator.
I suppose we were just raised differently.
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︎ Nov 04 2021
Elevator operator seems like a decent career field
Heard thereβs a lot of room to move up
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︎ Mar 18 2022
Why are Elevator Jokes so Good?
I don't know I've been stuck in here for 2 hours.
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︎ Apr 02 2022
A business man got on an elevator, when he entered,
there was a girl already inside who greeted him with a bright,"t-g-i-f"
He smiled at her and replied, "s-h-i-t"
She looked puzzled, and repeated, "t-g-i-f".
More slowly he answered, "s-h-i-t"
The girl was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "t-g-i-f"
The man smiled back to her and once again "s-h-i-t".
The exasperated girl decided to explain what "t-g-i-f" means "thank goodness it`s friday", get it duuhhh?
The man answered "s-h-i-t" means "sorry honey it`s thursday."
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︎ Apr 15 2022
Ghosts like to ride in elevators because ....
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︎ Apr 09 2022
Iβm scared to death of elevators
For years Iβve taken steps to avoid them
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︎ Feb 28 2022
I once found out that my elevator was haunted, but the ghost was nice
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︎ Mar 07 2022
I won't use elevators. I know they work fine. I just don't trust them.
They're always up to something.
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︎ Feb 19 2022
I pooped in an elevator yesterday
Took that shit to another level
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︎ Jan 02 2022
There are several ways to get to the second floor. Some prefer the stairs, others the elevator.
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︎ Jan 17 2022
I know that theyβre inspected regularly and low risk, but I just donβt trust elevators.
When I can, I take steps to avoid them.
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︎ Nov 05 2021
Putting a cow in an elevator really raises the steaks
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︎ Jan 30 2022
Why wasn't the elevator home?
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︎ Mar 25 2022
I like my job as an elevator operator...
...but it has its ups and downs.
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︎ Mar 03 2022
I am terrified of elevators
So, am taking steps to avoid them
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︎ Apr 01 2022
I used to be addicted to elevators
Now Im taking steps to avoid them
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︎ May 19 2022
Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels.
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︎ Apr 02 2022
Iβm scared of elevators
So Iβm taking steps to avoid them
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︎ May 11 2022
I am terrified of elevators
So I am taking steps to avoid them.
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︎ Apr 23 2022
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
They work on many levels.
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︎ Apr 29 2022
If I were to ask someone to marry me, Iβd propose in an elevator.
That way I could quickly take our relationship to the next level.
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︎ Apr 01 2022
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
They work on many levels.
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︎ Feb 18 2022
Why is a stuck elevator better than a bad relationship?
Itβs βnever gonna let you downββ¦
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︎ Apr 06 2022
I'm not a fan of elevator music...
It's bad on so many levels.
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︎ Mar 22 2022
In Britain they call it a "lift" but Americans call it an "elevator".
I guess theyβre just raised differently.
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︎ Mar 21 2022
Who can like elevator music??
Itβs so bad on so many levels!
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︎ Mar 18 2022
Elevator jokes are the best
They just work on so many levels
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︎ Sep 14 2021
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
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︎ Feb 27 2022
Iβm terrified of elevators
So Iβm going to start taking steps to avoid them
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︎ Aug 26 2021
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