For the past few days, I wake up to see someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO blocks on my front porch.
I don’t know what to make of it.
I woke up this morning and found that someone has dumped a bunch of celery on my front porch.
I think I’m being stalked.
My best friend just got dumped by his girlfriend in the YMCA...
Seems like their relationship isn't gonna workout
Pescatarian date dumped me when I made a steak dinner.
Well, that's fine. At least I've got a lot of other fish in the sea.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
I don’t understand why someone dumped a bunch of jigsaw pieces on me...
My girlfriend dumped me...
My fiancé Amy dumped me...
and I was crushed and my world had no purpose, no direction. I wandered through my life Amy-lessly.
Kids dumped a whole bag of pretzels on me
My girlfriend just dumped me for always talking about video games
What a silly reason to Fallout 4.
My girlfriend dumped me when I stopped taking her to Seafood restaurants.
Turns out she was only with me for my mussels
I went fishing today and caught 36 bluegill, each a slabber in its own right! I got home and dumped em in the kitchen basin, to clean. My wife got pissed!
No one respects the panfish sink decision...
My wife dumped me so I stole her wheelchair
Guess who’s crawling back to me
My girlfriend dumped me. When she found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline...
Some rude guy just walked by and dumped a bag of Doritos over my head.
Needless to say I have a chip on my shoulder.
My wife dumped me because I’m completely unorganized.
So she packed up my things, and I left.
Did you hear? One attendee dumped a pot of Earl Grey over another attendee's head at the apiarists' convention.
Truly, brewed tea was in the eye of the bee-holder.
I dumped the liquid off my yogurt. Now it wheys less
My landlord kicked me out, so I dumped my old food on his lawn.
To the evictor go the spoils.
My girlfriend dumped me because I'm not cooperative enough.
She said, "Where are my keys? I'm leaving!"
I said, "I don't know."
What did the cannabal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt! (My dad told me this)
My wife dumped a bunch of canned white corn into the dish I was making.
It was an add hominy attack.
A dadjoke I just dumped on my daughter.
I was picking my 16 year old from her job at the donut shop. The air conditioner had broken during her shift and she complained that it was so hot she had sweat in her ears. I asked, "Does everything sound wet and salty?"
"No, dad"
"Yarrrrr (in standard Piratese) How about now?"
This one slipped out of me, she hasn't dumped me yet though...
Her: I have to get home for a party. Bob's 50. It's a surprise.
Me: No, I'm pretty sure he knows how old he is
While my friend was telling me how his girlfriend just dumped him.
After a rather silly joke to lighten the mood
Him: Dude, you're testing my patience.
Me: But [his name], how can I be testing your patience if I'm not a doctor.
Him: Please stop.
My co-worker dumped a small box of rubber bands looking for a paper clip. My other co-worker comes into the office and asks what happened to the rubber bands.
I responded with "It must have been that darn rubber bandit again!" That was my first really quick dad joker that I actually got complimented on!
Every morning after I wake up, I find that someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO on my front porch.
I don’t know what to make of it.
I woke up this morning and found that someone dumped a bunch of legos on my front door step.
I don’t know what to make of it.
Some strange person dumped a bunch of legos on my front door step this morning.
I don’t know what to make of it.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
What did the cannibal do after she dumped her boyfriend?
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