Just spent $300 on hiring a limousine and discovered the fee doesn't include a driver.
Can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffer it.
What is a beehive that doesn't have an exit?
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
What do you call a squished bee that doesn't die?
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
What do you call a weapon that doesn't kill animals?
It doesn't matter how kind you are,
German children are kinder.
Stephen Kings' son Joe doesn't have a middle name.
Social distancing doesn’t work
No matter how far apart two people are, there’s only four feet between them!
My grandfather turned 90 today, but he still doesn’t need glasses.
He drinks straight from the bottle.
They say money doesn’t grow on trees
Obviously they haven’t seen the price of plywood recently
What is blue and doesn't fit?
I sure hope Elon Musk doesn't get into a scandal.
Yeah. Elongate could stretch out forever.
My buddy was promoted to quality inspector for the Canada Goose Jacket Company. He doesn't like it very much though...
...lately, he's been feeling down.
Parking a single car doesn't need much space...
But parking 200 cars, now that requires a lot.
Which rock group has four members and doesn't sing?
England doesn’t have a kidney bank
But it does have a Liverpool.
What do you call a Boomerang that doesn’t come back.
Why doesn't Santa smoke?
Because it's bad for his elf.
If a person doesn’t have to go to prison but has to see an officer every two weeks...
Do they have a probationship?
My friend, who is the downstairs neighbors to Dwayne Johnson, doesn't know about the new Godzilla movie
Apparently he'd been living under the rock the whole time.
What do you call someone who likes Easter but doesn’t believe in the Easter Bunny?
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems
What type of person doesn't like pizza?
Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed ?
Because, it would blow his cover.
I bought an imitation diamond engagement ring to propose to my Irish girlfriend on St Patrick's day. I just hope she doesn't notice..
What do you call a pirate that doesn’t eat his fruit?
Whatever you want, he died of scurvy ages ago
What do you call a middle-Eastern man who doesn't like Christmas?
Who DOESN'T enjoy a little eye candy on a Wednesday afternoon?
What do you call parmesan cheese that doesn’t stay where you left it?
My wife doesn't share my view that insulting a specific water bird is a good idea.
I think we're going to have to agree to diss a grebe.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter ?
Did you know that Canada doesn't have any Wells Fargo locations?
What do you call a paper airplane that doesn’t fly?
Why doesn't emmentaal skip church?
Because it's a holy cheese!
Why doesn’t Bob Marley have a passcode on his phone?
What do you call a bear that doesn’t identify with any gender?
It’s crazy that Dubai doesn’t show The Flintstones on TV
Yet another from my 10 year old: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
How can you prove that the "I" before "E" except after "C" doesn't always apply ?
What do you call a cap to a jar that doesn't fit?
Rick Astley doesn't mind giving away his Disney movies collection...
But he's still never gonna give you Up. Especially remastered in 4k.
Maybe carbon doesn't want to be a diamond
it's just pressured into it
What is it called when batman doesn't goto church ?
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