Nama stay six feet apart from people
Because the lion in the jungle is always a wimb away.
-Well spotted!
The obstetrician came to the bridge, squinted into the night and said:
"Congratulations, Captain. It's a buoy!"
They’re changing their name to Knockers.
This is as close as I could get.
- If Covid-19 doesn't take you out, can I?
- Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket are you happy to be within 6 ft of me?
- Can't spell virus without U and I.
- Do you need toilet paper cuz I can be your Prince Charmin.
- I saw you checking me out from across the bar, stay there.
- Hey Baby! Can I ship you a drink?
- Can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T.
credit: some facebook post i saw.
They were so spaced-out.
She said "don't stand, don't stand so close to me"
They’re worried it’s going to push people over the edge......
Because he is the supreme ruler.
I'm now a quaranteen.
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
Friend 2: So far, so good
BaDONKulars
I don't know where I stand.
We all drew near.
There must be some wild hogs in the area
I haven't seen him since 2005
...right in front of a house where there’s a huge party going on. He walks in and notices that the party is somewhat divided. There’s a clear distinction between the people waiting for the bathroom and the people queued up for drinks, etc.
Considering the urgency of the bathroom queue, he walks over to the drinks table and asks everyone there if they wouldn’t mind helping him push his car to get it started. They agree but even with the full might of several people, the car doesn’t budge. He thanks them for trying and they all head back inside.
A little while later, the doorbell rings. The man sees the host open the door to the largest pizza guy he’s ever seen. The behemoth is holding 15 pizzas with one hand, a pallet of buffalo wings with the other, with a keg strapped to each shoulder. The man jumps up and asks the pizza guy for his help pushing the car. He agrees and they head to the street.
With barely one touch of a pinky on one hand, the car lurches forward and starts right up. The man drives off, waving behind him and yelling a quick, “Thank you.”
As he catches sight of the party fading into the distance, he says to himself...
“Thank goodness for the delivery because that punch line sure is weak.”
Because they are used to being spaced out.
It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar...
And a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house...
The difference is staggering!
Well, I'm drawing a line in the sand.
I chose Mask It or Casket
I said, “I needed new footage.”
The Flat Earth Society is especially worried. They think their members might be driven over the edge.
QuaranTeens.
My personality.
I smelt that sh!t a mile away!
He says he stays at 6 feet, but we all know he stands at 5'8".
Seems nice, he’s a web designer
VELOCIRAPTOR
-heehee physics jokes
I said there’s a long standing tradition in my family. She asked what is it? I said I just told you.
Definitely not as I'm driving on the highway.
Sauce: my dad.
vent later
But everyone in the Navy can fathom it.
Provalone
(not really original...just adapted to current times)
It's Erie
But this is as close as I could get.
But this is as close as I could get.
This is as close as I could get.
But this is as close as I could get
But this is as close as I can get.
