Fossil fuel political giving in the US outdistances renewables 13 to one -- During the latest midterm election cycle, the fossil fuel industry paid at least $359 million for federal campaign donations and lobbying. yaleclimateconnections.or…
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Outdistance. A simple synthwave improvisation over a synth arpeggio and bass and drums base. youtube.com/watch?v=SQPc5…
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Roku's latest, the Streaming Stick Plus, again outdistances the pack cnet.com/products/roku-st…
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In movies, fast travel would help joggers to outrun and outdistance every slow moving zombie in pursuit except when it's nearby.
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Suicides are surging among America's troops, averaging nearly one a day this year - the fastest pace in the nation's decade of war. The 154 suicides for active-duty troops in the first 155 days of the year far outdistance the U.S. forces killed in action in Afghanistan. usatoday.com/news/militar…
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The 154 suicides for active-duty troops in the first 155 days of the year far outdistance the U.S. forces killed in action in Afghanistan β€” about 50 percent more β€” according to Pentagon statistics washingtonpost.com/world/…
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PIMCO's Bill Gross: "The headline CPI seems to outdistance the core by several hundred basis points over a 5-year moving average and the barbarous relic morphs from the yellow metal to a long-term gilt that goes down in price and 'haircuts' its owner by several points a year" pimco.com/Pages/Devils-Ba…
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Suicides are surging among America's troops, averaging nearly one a day this year - the fastest pace in the nation's decade of war. The 154 suicides for active-duty troops in the first 155 days of the year far outdistance the U.S. forces killed in action in Afghanistan. usatoday.com/news/militar…
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The 154 suicides for active-duty troops in the first 155 days of the year far outdistance the U.S. forces killed in action in Afghanistan - about 50 percent more - according to Pentagon statistics obtained by The Associated Press. hosted.ap.org/dynamic/sto…
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Iowa Senate: Grassley Still Outdistances Democratic Challengers rasmussenreports.com/publ…
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The Farmer-Labor Presidential Nomination of 1908 | Peacock-Shah Alternate Elections

The presidency of William Randolph Hearst has proved divisive within his party, with the President's choice of Liberal Anti-Prohibitionist John Nance Garner as Vice President, intervention in Mexico, and refusal to let go of his property in media and mining damaging his reputation among the party's left and anti-imperialists. Yet, Hearst's ability to seemingly resurrect the party after a string of landslide defeats and his success in lowering tariffs and repealing prohibition have kept him popular with much of the party's rank-and-file.

William Randolph Hearst: 45 year old incumbent President William Randolph Hearst of New York carried the Farmer-Labor Party to the White House after twelve years of Federal Republican presidencies upon a tidal wave of anti-prohibitionist sentiment. Only weeks before the beginning of the primaries, Hearst found his crowning success with the ratification of the 19th Amendment and the end of alcohol prohibition. Yet, Hearst's attempts to place public utilities under municipal ownership, contrary to the traditional Farmer-Labor support for nationalization, have proved thoroughly unsuccessful. Meanwhile, Hearst authorized an invasion of Mexico to reinstall former President Porfirio Diaz following the seizure of Hearst's property by the Mexican Imperial Government amidst a peasants' revolt. Hearst focuses upon the repeal of prohibition and argues that only he can appeal to voters and hold the presidency for Farmer-Labor, while defending his interventionist foreign policy and arguing that municipal ownership constitutes just compensation for workers. Watson and his supporters argue that Hearst is insufficiently committed to the party’s values, while the National Negro Farmer-Labor League notes Hearst’s appointment of prominent white supremacists and supporters of lynching to his cabinet. Hearst, meanwhile, has utilized his vast media holdings to aid in his campaign, accusing Watson of being a puppet of radicals and likening him to exiled Russian Vladimir Lenin. He has defended his cabinet appointments by arguing that they were the most qualified for the position.

Thomas E. Watson: That the diverse assortment of opposition to President Hearst within his party might unite around a single candidate was ridiculed as preposterous by Hearst papers, yet 52 year old Georgia Senator Thomas E. Watson's fourth campaign for the presidency seems to have done just that. Watson first rose to national prominence in the 1880s as the voi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peacock-Shah
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, β€œwhat is your blood type?”

β€œI am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xIR0NPULSE
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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CzarcasmRules
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justshtmypnts
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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slimybirch
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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toku-Nation
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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diggitygiggitycee
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Girlfriend got me good. Never been more proud of her.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mannheimd
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigRedHusker_X
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What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts?

Amy

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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