It's just a draft at the moment.
Avalanches won by a landslide.
It looks like no one showed up.
A real Lebaneezer Scrooge.
My step son asked me if I was born on the highway because that’s where most accidents happen....he’s 11....
Good players are hard to find.
‘2022’.
It was the hurricane, it blew the competition away
The kid was only six years old.
Because it's full of 'wrecked angles'.
Surrounded by his son, his twin daughters and a haggard-looking nurse who looked about ready to end it all if only she could find the bloody switch, he was finally breathing his last.
His son, who loved him dearly and wasn't at all sure if he had been cut out of the will or not, burst into tears at the plight of a man who would look more at home in a red woolly outfit than he ever could in drab, white linen.
"I do not wish to die today, Anthony", he intoned fixing his gaze slightly above his son's left shoulder, "there is something you must do to save me."
"Tell me what to do dad, I can't bear to look at you this way", cried Anthony.
"There is a land, not far from here, where no one ever dies. It is not for dying you see. That is where I must go."
"Where is this place father? Tell me, and I shall take you to it."
"Take me there now", he said faintly as if in great pain, "Take me to, The Living Room."
Hindsight will be 2020.
Hmm...my racehorses really do have some strange names.
But it was too Tsunami
It's good for the Seoul.
A tornaydo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLhoDB-ORLQ
That would be a cat-astro-fee.
It went off without a hitch.
...is Trump's frequent golfing trips.
...and that's my Bucket List.
when the snake pit was accidentally filled in. The zoo keeper said "it's terrible terrible news, now the snakes don't even have a pit to hiss in.
When a 2 seater Cessna plane crashed into a graveyard. Police have recovered 386 bodies so far, and expect that number to rise as digging continues into the night
It was a real lemur-gency.
Shaken, not stirred.
Back in May we were all watching a news report about sinkholes swallowing up houses and whatnot. Dad cheerfully goes, "Hey, it's sinkhole de Mayo!"
