Spiders are some special web developers
Unlike other web developers, spiders enjoy finding bugs
How many film developers does it take to change a light bulb?
Zero. They prefer the dark room.
How many software developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
That's a hardware problem, noob.
Why do front end developers eat lunch alone?
Because they don't know how to join tables.
What is a web developers favorite type of cat?
A Tabby.
Why would the developers do this? It doesn’t add up.
Why don't developers carry guns?
They have troubleshooting.
Edit: Wow! This really took off! I'm happy to have inspired so many grins, cringes, and chuckles!
Why do some developers need glasses?
Because they cant C#.
Why do developers never put horse-drawn carriages in their games?
They can be buggy
What is a web developer's favourite tea?
URL Grey
What do Vampire Software Developers Abhor?
Stakeholders.
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What's a blockchain developer's fav breakfast item?
Hash browns.
ba dum tss
Why do software developers always say 'it works on my machine'?
It's a regular expression.
All web developers hate finding bugs in their work
Except spiders
How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - that's a hardware problem.
What's a web developer's favourite tea?
URL Grey.
Why do python developers wear glasses?
Because they cant C
What kind of web developers DO like bugs?
Spiders!
Why do most web developers wear glasses?
Because they can't C:
What's a web developer's favorite type of tea?
URL Grey
Spiders are the only web developers who like to find bugs
