I went to my first archery competition today. I nearly died of embarrassment as I had no idea how to even get the damn arrow in place, let alone shoot straight
I blame my mom. She always told me "Don't nock it before you try it"
sorry,...I'll get my coat...
Here's a (-), here's a (/), put those in the first place you think to put them. How politically conscious is that?! reddit.com/gallery/uibhsb
After I clicked send on an email that I never should have written in the first place,
I had a horrible syncing feeling.
How did Cap'n Crunch end up winning first place in the Dog Show?
He was a fine-looking wee mariner.
My pumpkin won first place at the harvest festival.
The judges said it was gourd-geous.
I entered my Chihuahua in an 'ugliest dog' contest and I won first place!
The dog came third.
My young son and I were having our first discussion about drugs. He was curious about why people would do drugs in the first place, and I told him that many people do it because it produces different feelings of euphoria. He asked, "what's euphoria?" I told him that it was hard to explain...
But it's a feeling somewhere between euthreeia and eufiveia.
I entered a seasoning contest and got first place.
The judges said my entry was the best of all thyme.
Recently moved to a new place and position for my job. Boss on the first day said "Hey Paul glad you made it, how you liking your new office?"
I said "I think you forgot my name, but I'm a Justin Well, thanks."
Butt how do you get get it in the first place?
I watched A Quiet Place for the first time
I was left speechless
I took my cute CPA go karting on our first date to a place called Turbo Tracks...
She wasn't Intuit
Why did the scarecrow come in first place?
Because the judges were scared of him!
Google says the first lung transplant took place in 1954, making it the first organ donation ever. However, this is not entirely true.
The first Oregon donation took place in 1859.
Did you hear about the woman who won first place in a sewing contest without using any thread?
Her performance was seamless.
I didn't come in first place at the science fair for my astronomy project
...but at least I got a constellation prize.
It is my first cakeday today. My shirt summs up how I feel about this place imgur.com/gallery/PBgW91d
