U/JBJorr said this in a comment but I thought it deserved its own post “ I pulled a small prank on the elevator
Last week I ordered a bust of me because I thought I deserved it.
It turns out I just got ahead of myself.
This just happened at a softball game and didn’t get the props it deserved.
My son was playing with a fly. It’s wings were messed up so it couldn’t fly away. He was holding it and said, “Daddy, this fly’s wings are broke.” I said, “then it’s not a fly, it’s a walk.”
I got utter silence from the people around me, though my daughter giggled a little.
Thought this deserved to be here
Not mine but thought it deserved that be here
Thought this deserved to be here
Found on r/funny thought u/sanitysepilogue deserved some love
My father pointed at these boots at the store today and told me 'they're half off'. Thought this deserved to be here.
Some people said firefighters deserved more money. So they took a pole.
They all fell through the floor.
I don’t think Ringo Starr deserved a knighthood.
They must have had a Sir plus this year.
Coworker said she deserved a letter of commendation. I gave her several.
http://i.imgur.com/NwxSEJm.png
This got a well deserved eye roll from my family
"And my name is Kristen if you need anything."
"That won't be necessary, thank you, Jennifer."
Does this deserve to be here?
Please just take my money you deserve it
From my 7yr old daughter: Why was the pig covered in ink?
Because he lived in a pen!
So very proud!
This deserves more recognition.
Midwives deserve a lot of respect...
They really help people out.
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282
Not mine but a good pun user who made this deserves rewards
Can anybody give me some advice to help me removing ice from my windshield? I just tried with a discount card I had In my pocket
I named my dog Achilles.
He’s pretty smart, except when I say heel he plays dead.
If I could be a superhero I'd be Aluminum man...
That way I could foil crime.
Why does nobody in Antarctica have Covid-19?
Because they're too ice-o-lated
ADAM IT IS I, YOUR LORD GOD!
Did you hear about Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend breaking into an animal shelter and releasing a bunch of huskies into the wild??
Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out
What do the laziest people deserve?
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
Dad joke with props.
For Christmas my dad gave me and my siblings a stocking full of coal. Also in the stocking was stock certificates for coal companies.
He wore a well deserved shit eating grin all day.
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they’re good buoys
Is my wife dissatisfied with my body?
A tiny part of me says yes.
It's time this show gets the credit it deserves
This really deserves a place here
The crowd doesn’t deserve MC-Dino...
The one who invented the 'Knock Knock' jokes........
Definitely deserves a 'No Bell' prize!!
Why should you write “republican” in lower case?
Because they don’t deserve to be anywhere near the capital.
I think everyone should get married at some point in life
Noone deserves to be happy forever
What do you deserve thats also a type of bagel?
Did you hear about this new restaurant, Karma?
There's nothing on the menu. You just get what you deserve.
What genre are national anthems?
Left Ctrl is more famous than Right Ctrl but deservedly so
It takes a lot more pressure to do its thing
They say firefighters deserve a pay rise
But apparently a pole was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor
You know, rewind doesn't get the credit it deserves...
...it's just as fast as forward.
Son: mom, dad, I’m gay
Me: clenches fist
Wife: don’t you dare
Me: face turns red
Wife: ........
Me: hi Gay, I’m dad.
Not mine, but it deserve to be here
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