My dermatologist prescribed me a new acne medication.

I have low expectations because she old me it is a poor cleaner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SupernumeraryGuy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2022
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(Original) Where do roofers and dermatologists go to meet online?

HotShingles.com

…I’ll see myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedailygrowl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2022
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I asked my dermatologist why she waits a month to diagnose a skin disorder

she replied she's reluctant to make a rash decision

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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A dermatologist walks into a bar

A dermatologist walks into a bar and orders a vodka tonic. He notices that the bartender has a patch of red scaly skin on his arm. "Say," the dermatologist comments, "you should really have that spot looked at." The bartender replies, "That seems like a rash statement."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firegoat1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2022
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Just made this up on the ride into work (sorry in advance).... In order to get their degree, dermatologists need some:

Collagen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaucyMcNoobins
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2022
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Dermatologists won't tell you this, but I will. The #1 cause of dry skin

Is towels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterCauliflower
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2021
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Why did the shrimp go to the dermatologist?

It had a seafood boil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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What is a dermatologist's favourite game to play?

Skin Tag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoosterShield
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2021
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If you're looking for a meaningful relationship with a dermatologist, prepare to be disappointed.

They're usually quite superficial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tckng
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2021
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My dermatologist who lives in the small community across the river, has for a long time been happily sharing driving and riding the underwater channel to work with other downtown professionals.

Recently, however due to other driver irresponsibility, he has suffered a car pool tunnel syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2021
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Dermatologists are the only doctors who should be making rash decisions.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJUggz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2021
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I hate visiting my dermatologist...

He really gets under my skin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarbogman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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Why can you trust a dermatologist?

They've got some skin in the game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Why did the packet of bacon visit the dermatologist?

He had a lot of rashers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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I guess you could say I was destined to be a dermatologist.

Hello. I'm Dr. Lance Boyle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logansworth
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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What kind of pants do dermatologists wear?

Skinny jeans!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salad_tongs_1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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A dermatologist who treats boils without charging...

...would be a freelancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InexactDuplicate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Can someone recommend a good dermatologist?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theswarthyknight
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I invested in a business idea with some dermatologists.

I was glad they had some skin in the game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soccerbenny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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My Dermatologist was fired today...

...they say he was just making too many rash decisions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why can’t you trust dermatologists?

They make rash decisions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorMasterBates
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Why did Julius Caesar go to the dermatologist?

Because he had so many lesions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wspoons5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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An eye doctor went to see a dermatologist for his acne

He prescribed him some Retin-A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hbsquatch
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2015
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Dermatologists made pore decisions in life.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/euratowel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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It's very stressful working with dermatologists.

They're always making rash decisions.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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My dermatologist had a witch come in the other day,

He said she had a really bad case of hexima.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redknotsociety
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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My dermatologist says my skin problems are self-inflicted

I made them from scratch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AntidoteYYMBR
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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My friend is a county-renowned dermatologist...

He often makes rash decisions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Which country has the most dermatologists?

Singa-pore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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Why did the chicken go to the dermatologist?

To treat her eggs-ema

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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I usually bail out on my dermatologist appointments.

I'm so flaky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patricktoba
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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A dermatologist steals his patient’s puzzles reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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My dermatologist prefers payment in large bills

But all I have is shingles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALinchpin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2017
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The career of a dermatologist is impressive...

considering they all started from scratch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isaacdammit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2016
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Why do you never see an overweight dermatologist?

Because they're all so skinny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LessThanNone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2016
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I went to the dermatologist the other day...

I had the doctor check out a skin condition on my ear. After looking at it for a couple minutes I asked if it might be a sexually transmitted disease. The doctor said no and asked why I thought it was. I told her that my girlfriend had been traveling a lot lately so we have been having phone sex.

Later the doctor gave me a shot that hurt worse than any shot I had ever gotten. When I asked what the shot was for the doctor said, "the joke".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReverendKen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2016
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My Dermatologist was fired today

He made too many rash decisions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Why did the dermatologist lose his position at the hospital?

He made too many rash decisions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshandthewolf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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All dermatologists are in pore health.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dotonfire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2016
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