My dermatologist prescribed me a new acne medication.
I have low expectations because she old me it is a poor cleaner.
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︎ Feb 21 2022
(Original) Where do roofers and dermatologists go to meet online?
HotShingles.com
β¦Iβll see myself out.
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︎ Feb 11 2022
I asked my dermatologist why she waits a month to diagnose a skin disorder
she replied she's reluctant to make a rash decision
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︎ Jan 22 2022
A dermatologist walks into a bar
A dermatologist walks into a bar and orders a vodka tonic. He notices that the bartender has a patch of red scaly skin on his arm. "Say," the dermatologist comments, "you should really have that spot looked at." The bartender replies, "That seems like a rash statement."
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︎ Jan 29 2022
Just made this up on the ride into work (sorry in advance).... In order to get their degree, dermatologists need some:
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︎ Feb 01 2022
Dermatologists won't tell you this, but I will. The #1 cause of dry skin
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︎ Dec 18 2021
Why did the shrimp go to the dermatologist?
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︎ Jan 14 2022
What is a dermatologist's favourite game to play?
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︎ Nov 27 2021
If you're looking for a meaningful relationship with a dermatologist, prepare to be disappointed.
They're usually quite superficial.
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︎ Sep 13 2021
My dermatologist who lives in the small community across the river, has for a long time been happily sharing driving and riding the underwater channel to work with other downtown professionals.
Recently, however due to other driver irresponsibility, he has suffered a car pool tunnel syndrome.
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︎ Oct 23 2021
Dermatologists are the only doctors who should be making rash decisions.
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︎ Jul 15 2021
I hate visiting my dermatologist...
He really gets under my skin
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︎ Jul 01 2021
Why can you trust a dermatologist?
They've got some skin in the game.
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︎ May 21 2021
Why did the packet of bacon visit the dermatologist?
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︎ May 20 2021
I guess you could say I was destined to be a dermatologist.
Hello. I'm Dr. Lance Boyle.
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︎ Feb 27 2021
What kind of pants do dermatologists wear?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
A dermatologist who treats boils without charging...
...would be a freelancer.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Can someone recommend a good dermatologist?
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︎ May 28 2020
I invested in a business idea with some dermatologists.
I was glad they had some skin in the game.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
My Dermatologist was fired today...
...they say he was just making too many rash decisions.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Why canβt you trust dermatologists?
They make rash decisions.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Why did Julius Caesar go to the dermatologist?
Because he had so many lesions.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
An eye doctor went to see a dermatologist for his acne
He prescribed him some Retin-A
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︎ Dec 17 2015
Dermatologists made pore decisions in life.
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︎ Nov 23 2018
It's very stressful working with dermatologists.
They're always making rash decisions.
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︎ Apr 13 2019
My dermatologist had a witch come in the other day,
He said she had a really bad case of hexima.
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︎ Mar 21 2019
My dermatologist says my skin problems are self-inflicted
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︎ Jan 27 2019
My friend is a county-renowned dermatologist...
He often makes rash decisions.
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︎ Nov 10 2018
Which country has the most dermatologists?
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︎ Mar 22 2018
Why did the chicken go to the dermatologist?
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︎ Oct 11 2018
I usually bail out on my dermatologist appointments.
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︎ Sep 14 2018
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︎ Jan 16 2019
My dermatologist prefers payment in large bills
But all I have is shingles.
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︎ Dec 08 2017
The career of a dermatologist is impressive...
considering they all started from scratch.
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︎ Nov 30 2016
Why do you never see an overweight dermatologist?
Because they're all so skinny!
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︎ Nov 09 2016
I went to the dermatologist the other day...
I had the doctor check out a skin condition on my ear. After looking at it for a couple minutes I asked if it might be a sexually transmitted disease. The doctor said no and asked why I thought it was. I told her that my girlfriend had been traveling a lot lately so we have been having phone sex.
Later the doctor gave me a shot that hurt worse than any shot I had ever gotten. When I asked what the shot was for the doctor said, "the joke".
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︎ Feb 18 2016
My Dermatologist was fired today
He made too many rash decisions
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Why did the dermatologist lose his position at the hospital?
He made too many rash decisions.
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︎ Apr 03 2018
All dermatologists are in pore health.
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︎ Nov 17 2016
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