A list of puns related to "Dealership"
Dunno if i should tell my wife about the pickup line
There was no Escape.
It was the Final Frontier
He turned over a new Leaf.
Now it can offer a whole lot more.
They’ve both been detailed
“Bad car ma.”
I guess she was really into pickup lines.
He couldn't a-FORD it.
(This is not original, I saw it somewhere else, not on Reddit)
I said to them 10,000$ but car go road
Before you know it you have car-owner virus.
When people watch me drive by they’ll say “Look at that S-car-go”
(A joke my dad told me many many years ago)
It was the leased of my worries.
A Sailsmen.
He was throwing a Fit.
Not sure why... all the cars looked normal size to me.
He finds one he likes and says to the salesman: “I will buy this car as long as you paint a giant letter “S” on the hood, the roof, the trunk and all four doors.”
The salesman says: “okay, we can do that, but why?”
Snail: “when I drive down the street I want people to say ‘look at that S-car-go!”
I told the salesman, I want a free car!!
The salesman replied, I don’t give a truck!
Dad: Man, that place must have great food, because the place is PACKED!
He says it every time and it gets me every time.
Dad says "so we have reached and Accord"
They didn't have a Focus.
You just ask for the bass-line model.
But, then I got tired of it.
"I have a Wishitwasa."
Wishitwasa?
"Yeah, Wishitwasa Ferrari... Wishitwasa a Mercedes... Wishitwasa a Jaguar... a Wishitwasa."
Followed by a short sigh and, "I'll take whatever I can afFORD."
The ole' dad joke twofer.
To Infiniti, and Bed Bath & Beyond!
http://imgur.com/TBImTus
It can offer a whole lot more.
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