What do Red Lobster shrimp and a car dealership have in common?

They’ve both been detailed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flowersforfrogs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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A guy walked into a Ford dealership. He saw a car that was really expensive.

He couldn't a-FORD it.

(This is not original, I saw it somewhere else, not on Reddit)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealStickBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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I was working at a car dealership and someone asked me "how much cargo space?"

I said to them 10,000$ but car go road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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A snail went to a car dealership and bought the flashiest, fasted, most eye-catching car they had. The snail then special ordered β€œS”s to be printed all over the car. The salesman asked why all the β€œS”s, the snail replied:

When people watch me drive by they’ll say β€œLook at that S-car-go”

(A joke my dad told me many many years ago)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FemaleDadClone
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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The car dealership in my town just doubled its size.

It can offer a whole lot more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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I paid a car dealership a monthly fee to drive a car for 2 years then after that I would return the car to the dealer...

It was the leased of my worries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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I drove past a car dealership that had a sign saying β€œHuge Car Sale”

Not sure why... all the cars looked normal size to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smonaghan213
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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If there were a car dealership in Star Wars it would be called Toyoda
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jahpizzie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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So a spider saw a car he liked at the dealership

He decided to take it out for a spin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PianoPlayer1323
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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A snail goes to a car dealership and wants to buy a car.

He finds one he likes and says to the salesman: β€œI will buy this car as long as you paint a giant letter β€œS” on the hood, the roof, the trunk and all four doors.”

The salesman says: β€œokay, we can do that, but why?”

Snail: β€œwhen I drive down the street I want people to say β€˜look at that S-car-go!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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I walked into car dealership today.

I told the salesman, I want a free car!!

The salesman replied, I don’t give a truck!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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*Driving past a car dealership*

Dad: Man, that place must have great food, because the place is PACKED!

He says it every time and it gets me every time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malpal1234
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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Went to a Honda dealership trying to buy a car.

Dad says "so we have reached and Accord"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ragemor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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I went to a very generalized car dealership

They didn't have a Focus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Blah1
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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A snail goes in to a car dealership reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skinnx86
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2018
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Got my girlfriend with this over the weekend....As a car with giant subwoofers drove by blaring music and shaking the apartment building, I asked "you know how you buy one of those cars at the dealership?"

You just ask for the bass-line model.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrumpetJedi
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2017
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This is the company that makes the giant bows they put on cars at dealerships. imgur.com/qG1H5ie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/therotull
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2013
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Why did Beethoven go to the car dealership?

Fur Elise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirTogy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2017
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I used to work at a car dealership

But, then I got tired of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OmegaPiggi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2015
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I'm going to start a car dealership called "Navidad"

and we'll have a little sales jingle that'll go "for lease, navidad For own, navidad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nothingnearly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2015
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Overheard at a car dealership. "What kind of car do you have now?"

"I have a Wishitwasa."

Wishitwasa?

"Yeah, Wishitwasa Ferrari... Wishitwasa a Mercedes... Wishitwasa a Jaguar... a Wishitwasa."

Followed by a short sigh and, "I'll take whatever I can afFORD."

The ole' dad joke twofer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/probablynotfamous
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2015
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