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Deaf Person Puns

A list of puns related to "Deaf Person"

What do you call it when a deaf person faceplants in quicksand?

Lip sinking

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👤︎ u/Scramble07
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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I mean a deaf person with one arm the other day...

The conversation was pretty one-sided.

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👤︎ u/Kurik-P-DuBs
📅︎ Feb 21 2021
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A deaf person showed me how to be attentive.

I took it as a sign.

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👤︎ u/LadenStarfish
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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What's a deaf persons favorite song?

The sound of silence

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👤︎ u/bm2k17
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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What do you call a deaf person wearing a blue shirt

Doesnt matter, they wont hear you

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👤︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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I'm pretty sure a deaf person has a crush on me reddit.com/r/teenagers/co…
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👤︎ u/thatyatesboy
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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I think a deaf person has a crush on me

She's giving all the right signs

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👤︎ u/tester2080
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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How do you sell a duck to a deaf person?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A DUCK!!!

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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What do you call a deaf person who can't sign the letter 'e'?

E-motion-less.

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👤︎ u/the_swis
📅︎ Jan 19 2018
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If a deaf person goes to court...

Is it still called a hearing?

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👤︎ u/windowlicker1234
📅︎ Jun 29 2017
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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf person?

HEY!!! WANNA BUY A CHICKEN?!?!

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👤︎ u/flopcardboard
📅︎ Oct 28 2017
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A deaf person called me at work today

I got a call at work today.

Caller: Hello, this is Bob and I'm calling on behalf of Jim who works for (some company). He is deaf so I'll be talking on the phone and translating for him.

Me: Oh, we won't need you then. My wife knows sign language, let me go get her.

I hand her the phone and leave so I can imagine their conversation being about how funny I am.

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👤︎ u/my_name_is_Camp
📅︎ Sep 14 2014
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What do you call a deaf person ?

You don't

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👤︎ u/its_boogeyman
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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