Deaf Mute Puns

A list of puns related to "Deaf Mute"

My deaf-mute postman has such a tough job. He starts work at 3am. In summer he gets attacked by dogs and in winter he has to brave through sub-zero temperatures. But in spite of all this....

I’ve never heard him complain

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👤︎ u/NameViolation666
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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Did you hear about the blind carpenter?

He picked up the hammer and saw.

(my dad told this all the time. I am continuing on with the tradition...)

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👤︎ u/SimplisticAnswer
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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