So here I go again on my own.

I may be developing OC/DC.

I thought to myself... "That's a pretty strange way to start a conversation."

I gotta say, it was some good wrap.

You could say she built this sitty on rock and roll

The Yeasty Boys

She said the best way to a man's heart was through his stomach.

Bwaaaak and roll!!

So you can hear the Chopin

Would you please just let everything blow over first..

Edit/update:

First let me say that we fortunately weathered the storm well, some damage, not major.

I grew up with a humorous dad, and I appreciate how humor can alleviate stress. Most of you "got it", some of you didn't, some (few) were offended.

I grew up with a dad who taught me the appreciation of MAS*H where Hawkeye Pierce made jokes and quips in a horrible environment (war).

My dad even joked when he got Covid-19, a serious issue at his age, he first told me saying "I tested positive.. I'm pregnant"

That said I want to say Thank You to those that got it.

Riding out a hurricane is a scary and anxiety ridden experience. Each time you commented you made me smile, chuckle and sometimes laugh. It brought a bright spot to an otherwise scary night, if only for a moment it would take my mind off of the raging wind and rain at my door each of the hundreds of times my phone notification went off as this post "blew" up! I can only hope it did the same for others who appreciate humor the way that my dad taught me to.

Thanks r/dadjokes

Godspeed to those still battling this storm and those that will battle the results in the days and weeks to come.

As Jimmy Buffet once said "If we couldn't laugh we'd all go insane"

You can hear exactly what it’s like to be attacked by a squirrel.

It had some good beets.

with great frequency!! ......

Moosic!

Which is a really weird way to start a conversation if you ask me.

She ended up rolling in the Jeep.

I couldn’t hear anything and it didn’t taste very good either.

I guess here I go again on my own.

Anything catchy.

Tick tock tick tock

Now he won’t talk to me.

RAVEioli

But other times I give in to The Temptations.

Hip-hop!

I’m looking for something catchy.

Air Supply

Now he's swim shady

To me it's just white noise

Who the hell starts a conversation like that?

Because of the unusually high Mercury content.

Those were the five senseis.

WHOA!! ………. I feel good

“Why not listen to Cardi A?”

“I can hear you guys. You might say that I’m… Christmas Evesdropping.” I love this kid.

"Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you!"

I said, “fine! Soot yourself”

We are no longer on the same page

They gotta get their daily Loggins

Now he won't talk to me.

Wrap music

Wrap music.