My doctor told me I'm going deaf.
The news was hard for me to hear.
When I told my mate I was going deaf, he asked, “what are the symptoms?”
I said, “they’re a yellow cartoon family with Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie”
I said to my kids, "Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do! Take Beethoven for example. They told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf!"
My deaf girlfriend just told me that “we need to talk”.
What does a deaf gynecologist do?
What does a deaf man and a gynecologist have in common?
Having sex with a deaf person is like assassinating someone
They won't hear you cumming
The deaf girl didn’t show up to her court case yesterday
2 years ago my doctor told me I’d go deaf
I haven’t heard from him since.
What do you call a serial killer who's deaf and blind?
i am deaf on both ears after working at the metal factory
I guess heavy metal is not good for my ears
I saw a deaf triangle with an unknown angle
My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night.
Damn near poked my eye out.
Recently went camping with my deaf cousin.
What do you call a deaf man with a robotic arm
Me to my deaf friend: why risk going to a rock concert with the pandemic raging and all?
My deaf friend: heard immunity
Did you hear the one about the deaf guy?
What does a deaf mathematician do to communicate?
Sam, don't sing, we're going deaf
Im near sighted and tone deaf
I can’t C sharp, but I am the dad of A minor,
That boy is nothing but treble.
Did you hear about the blind carpenter?
He picked up the hammer and saw.
(my dad told this all the time. I am continuing on with the tradition...)
"Doctor, I think I might be deaf."
"So what are the symptoms?"
"A yellow family from Springfield."
I was kidnapped by mimes once
They did unspeakable things to me
Deaf librarian
I think my librarian is deaf. I asked where the Harry Potter books were, and she told me. But all I see here is books about Bigfoot playing golf.
What do deaf people and gynaecologists have in common?
How do you get a deaf person to shut up
Tie their hands behind their back
My doctor told me I was going deaf.
The news was hard for me to hear.
My deaf girlfriend just told me “We need to talk.”
2 years ago my doctor told me I’d go deaf
I haven’t heard from him since.
My doctor told me I'm going deaf.
The news was hard for me to hear.
What does a deaf gynecologist do?
What do you call a deaf person ?
What does a deaf gynaecologist do?
My deaf girlfriend just told me, “We need to talk.”
My doctor told me I'm going deaf.
The news was hard for me to hear.
My deaf girlfriend just told me “I think we need to talk.”
My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night.
Damn near poked my eye out.
What does a deaf gynaecologist do?
What does a deaf gynecologist do?
3 years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf
I haven’t heard from him since
My deaf girlfriend just told me, “We need to talk.”
My deaf wife just told me that “we need to talk.”
That was not a good sign.
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