People who make dairy puns have it really hard.
They are, after all, a margarine-alized community.
My dad asked me for a glass of milk.
Being a good son, I quickly obliged him and returned from the kitchen with tall, cold glass. Aspiring to reach his level of dad joke mastery, when he thanked me, I replied,
"Nothing but the dairy best for you, dad."
Without missing a beat he looked me dead in the eye and replied,
"Don't do dairy puns. They're cheesy."
God damn it.
What do you call a wealthy middle-eastern dairy tycoon?
Heard y’all like puns (flies were found dead, butter was found at the grocery store in the dairy isle)
My friend got fired from his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.
He was a danger to himself and udders.
Do you want to hear a joke about dairy farmers?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
I got fired from my job at Dairy Queen
Because I refused to work on sundaes
This sub is like a dairy farm
A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. “Kobe!” I shout. “No.” He says in a disappointed tone...
What do you call it when all the cows the dairy farm go mad?
What is the slogan of the Mandalorian dairy?
The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...
I have this idea for a takeaway restaurant which just sells dairy
This is a DAIRY problem for supermarkets all around the world
Why is the dairy cow so confident wearing shorts?
Because she had a nice pair of calves.
I can’t believe it’s not butter!
What's a bull's favorite subject?
Cow-culus.
(Courtesy of my 10 year old.)
I want my brand to become THE dairy alternative for the post truth era.
The people believe in Fake Moos.
Did you hear about the Dairy Farmer who always worked late?
He was udderly exhausted.
Production costs are really high in the dairy business
A lot of expenses are in curd.
If I ever made an epic company for milk and cheese, I'd call it legend-dairy.
I am allergic to dairy, but I found a new friend with an amputation .
I can hang around with him be cause hes lack toes free.
I told my daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field." She said, "What's that got to do with anything?"
I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."
The guy who stole my diary died yesterday.
My thoughts are with his family.
Who do the dairy people worship?
I knew a guy who hated deformed feet and allergic to dairy
He was lack toes intolerant.
My dairy farmer friend is always complaining about how little money he makes.
I think he’s just milking it.
By slinging gobs of congealed dairy fat across the room I discovered
There's a vegan activist in my neighborhood; she's been replacing everyone's dairy milk with alternatives.
Dairy Queen’s sign in there shop. “Ridiculous” but as RiDQulous
Where do you learn to make ice cream?
When the first guy drank cow milk, society was probably like, "ughh, how dairy."
I love watching dairy products grow up
You get to watch their lives flash pasteurize.
A man threatend me with milk, chocolate and cheese
What did the man say when he found out the milk man was sleeping with his wife?
My buddy gets all the girls. I watched him work once. He approached a lady and said, "girl, you remind me of a thick, creamy beverage made from raw fruit, vegetables, and sometimes dairy products, typically pureed using a blender!"
He's such a smoothie talker.
What do you call a cow's behind?
This legen-dairy text I received earlier tonight
Milk is the fastest dairy product.
It’s pasteurized before you ever see it.
What do you call a failed dairy farm?
My friend lost his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.
He was a danger to himself and udders.
The guy who stole my diary just died.
My thoughts are with his family.
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