A list of puns related to "Crusts"
No dough and lots of cheese.
Food puns anyone?
A brief Wellington
I donβt feel like thereβs a knead
I call it βinfluen-za.β
She knew the crust was my favorite part. She hated me so much.
He pasta away
We cannoli do so much to help
His legacy will become a pizza history
Here today, gone tomato
Sending olive our prayers to the family
His wife, cheese still not over it
No more penne tration for her
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeastππ»β€οΈ
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Should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
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It is kneadless, to say.
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Jesus CRUST!
Fingers crust.
20,000lb of frozen bread so clearly I'm loafing along and a gluten for punishment.
Bad puns are the yeast of my problems. This load takes me to the upper crust, but if I don't get it in on time I'm toast!
Sorry about my rye sense of humor...
We were eating pizza with stuffed crust the other night. As we finished, he told us all, βman, Iβm stuffed!β
It was even funnier that he was crying of laughter. I love my dad.
His half-baked scheme didn't work out the way he had planned.
She now has crust issues.
My dad almost choked on a small flake of pizza crust, and he spent several minutes coughing in a loud and alarming way.
Finally he stopped, and he was all better. Someone caused him to chuckle, which triggered another fit of coughing.
I said... βThat definitely didnβt go well; I think he had a βre-laughseβ!β
Dad: How'd you sleep??
Everyone: Good, and you?
Dad: I slept with my eyes closed.
Dad: http://imgur.com/M3jPjIA
There's no-knead.
But did you know that the Earl of Sandwich was completely inbread?
He was known for being naan-violent.
I was explaining the steps and process to my daughter.
I asked her, "do you know what you call the important and precious moments just before you burn the crust?"
She shook her head no.
"....Crunch time...."
The crust station.
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
I think they found it in the Earth's crust.
I responded, "Crusts".
A crust-asian
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Their crust is Faulty
Today i made myself a pizza. When it was done, looking all puffed up and cheesy, i took it out of the oven, held it above my head, and shouted, "The Crust Has Risen!"
It's a nice little place that serves Indian food, and some Canadian stuff, like pizza. We ordered their Hawaiian special, and loved it. I told my wife the texture of the crust lead me to think they used Indian flatbread for it.
She replied "So that is the secret ingredient?"
"Could be," I answered. "But it's naan of your business what their recipe is."
While watching a cooking show, one of the chefs was using cauliflower to make a pizza crust.
Me: Oh, she's not using any flour.
My husband: well it's a type of flour!
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