Crust Puns

A brief Wellington

I don’t feel like there’s a knead

I call it “influen-za.”

She knew the crust was my favorite part. She hated me so much.

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️

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Should have cooked it on aloha temperature.

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It is kneadless, to say.

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Jesus CRUST!

Fingers crust.

20,000lb of frozen bread so clearly I'm loafing along and a gluten for punishment.

Bad puns are the yeast of my problems. This load takes me to the upper crust, but if I don't get it in on time I'm toast!

Sorry about my rye sense of humor...

We were eating pizza with stuffed crust the other night. As we finished, he told us all, “man, I’m stuffed!”

It was even funnier that he was crying of laughter. I love my dad.

She now has crust issues.

His half-baked scheme didn't work out the way he had planned.

My dad almost choked on a small flake of pizza crust, and he spent several minutes coughing in a loud and alarming way.

Finally he stopped, and he was all better. Someone caused him to chuckle, which triggered another fit of coughing.

I said... “That definitely didn’t go well; I think he had a ‘re-laughse’!”

Dad: How'd you sleep??

Everyone: Good, and you?

Dad: I slept with my eyes closed.

Dad: http://imgur.com/M3jPjIA

I was explaining the steps and process to my daughter.

I asked her, "do you know what you call the important and precious moments just before you burn the crust?"

She shook her head no.

"....Crunch time...."

There's no-knead.

But did you know that the Earl of Sandwich was completely inbread?

He was known for being naan-violent.

The crust station.

Because he's the Anti-Crust!

I think they found it in the Earth's crust.

I responded, "Crusts".

A crust-asian

Crust is risen! Hallelujah!

Their crust is Faulty

Today i made myself a pizza. When it was done, looking all puffed up and cheesy, i took it out of the oven, held it above my head, and shouted, "The Crust Has Risen!"

It's a nice little place that serves Indian food, and some Canadian stuff, like pizza. We ordered their Hawaiian special, and loved it. I told my wife the texture of the crust lead me to think they used Indian flatbread for it.

She replied "So that is the secret ingredient?"

"Could be," I answered. "But it's naan of your business what their recipe is."

While watching a cooking show, one of the chefs was using cauliflower to make a pizza crust.

Me: Oh, she's not using any flour.

My husband: well it's a type of flour!

Jesus Crust

So we were playing cards against humanity having beers and eating pizza when a piece of uneaten pizza crust flys across the room and lands in one of my lady friends lap.

So then her friend said to her "hey you might want to clean out your crotch, it's getting a little crusty."