CRS

>Dad: I went to the doctor yesterday and he told me my problem.

>Me: What's that?

>Dad: I don't remember.

>Me: You went to the doctor yesterday, how do you not remember?

>Dad: Oh, now I remember.

>Me: ...Okay, what is it?

>Dad: CRS

>Me: What does that stand for?

>Dad: I don't remember.

>Me: How do you not remember?

>Dad: Oh now I remember

>Me: What is it then?

>Dad: CRS.

>Me: No, what does CRS stand for?

>Dad: I don't remember

>Me: You're making no sense, what does CRS stand for?

>Dad: Can't remember shit.

People in the car with us made a simultaneous sigh.

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👤︎ u/Vythrin
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My kids say my cooking is incredible...

....with a silent 'cr'

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
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What's a dj's favorite dipping sauce?

MARA-NARA! (marinara)

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👤︎ u/Mastrwill
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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Not to brag, but I made some incredible dinner last night.

With a silent “cr”.

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What is a Millennial's favorite dinosaur?
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What do you call it when ISIS caused global panic?

A Cr-ISIS

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👤︎ u/siddis76
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