What do you call a couch potato that smokes a lotta weed?

Fries

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boombotser
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A couch potato
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1WKSoul
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Couch potato
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
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Couch Potato
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πŸ‘€︎ u/N3rdwhal
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What did the baked couch potato do when the game console locked up?

He pressed the russet button, of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/centstwo
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What do you call a couch potato sitting in a recliner?

A vege***chair***ian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stickmanofdoom
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Couch potato
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What do you call the children of a couch potato?

Tater Tots

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Couch Potato

I was with my dad, and he started to fall asleep on the couch. I woke him up and told him that he was becoming a couch potato. He asks me what that is. I explain that it was someone who laid on the couch all day.

He responded with, "Yeah I'm not that, I'm a bed potato."

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I won’t act like I’m not impressed
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Irish dream come true
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πŸ‘€︎ u/excuseme_wtf
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First Dad joke in 23 years tonight....

My nephew was playing with A Mr. Potato Head and my dad took it from him, put it on the couch with him and says "Now hes a couch potato bwahaha"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bulbsy117
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Sitting on the couch and...

Gfs little brother runs up to me with a potato peeler and yells "couch potato!"

Nice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inflictedkfcman
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What do you call the children of couch potatoes?

Tater tots!

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