What do you call a couch potato that smokes a lotta weed?
Fries
What did the baked couch potato do when the game console locked up?
He pressed the russet button, of course.
What do you call a couch potato sitting in a recliner?
A vege***chair***ian
What do you call the children of a couch potato?
Tater Tots
Couch Potato
I was with my dad, and he started to fall asleep on the couch. I woke him up and told him that he was becoming a couch potato. He asks me what that is. I explain that it was someone who laid on the couch all day.
He responded with, "Yeah I'm not that, I'm a bed potato."
First Dad joke in 23 years tonight....
My nephew was playing with A Mr. Potato Head and my dad took it from him, put it on the couch with him and says "Now hes a couch potato bwahaha"
Sitting on the couch and...
Gfs little brother runs up to me with a potato peeler and yells "couch potato!"
Nice.
What do you call the children of couch potatoes?
Tater tots!
