How can you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?
Any way you want, concrete is really hard.
A man walks into a Cafe carrying a large chunk of concrete...
He says give me a coffee and one for the road.
Last night I had a really nice glass of wine. The label said they fermented the grapes in natural oak for 3 months and concrete for two. I asked the host, "why concrete?", but they didn't know.
I said, "I bet it's to cement the flavor."
True story. First post here!
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
When a thief doesn't get a clean getaway
I lost interest drilling holes in concrete
I can cut wood just by looking at it.
I know it’s hard to believe, but I saw it with my own two eyes.
What’s a more concrete term for butt crack?
What did the salmon say when he swam into a concrete wall?
An angry ex poured liquid cement in his ex-girlfriend’s car
Her lawyer said she had concrete evidence
Don't blame others for the road you are on. . .
. . . That is your own asphalt.
Someone has stepped on my driveway while I was repaving it, I swear.
I have concrete evidence.
I like to refer to the ingredients of concrete
Did you hear someone stole all the toilets from the police station?
Officers have nothing to go on 😀😀
How do you tell if there's a sidewalk?
Look for concrete evidence!
I’m dating an Italian brick layer
If I ever get into a wrestling match with The Rock...
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.
For example, enlarging a hole is boring, but metal work is riveting.
Asphalt and Tarmac were in the bar together having a beer, arguing over who was toughest - when a pink piece of concrete walked into the bar....
Everybody in the bar fell silent and averted their attention. The pink piece of concrete ordered a drink. The bartender was shaking as he poured his beer. The pink piece of concrete looked around, nobody meeting his gaze, drank his beer in one glug and left.
The normal ambience resumed.
"Youv'e got to watch out for him" Tarmac said to Asphalt, "hes a cycle-path!"
I can’t stand my wife’s ideas for our kitchen redesign and to be perfectly honest, I’m not convinced...
...by her counterarguments.
Angry husband filled wife's car with concrete after she changed her surname
She could take him to the court. She had.... concrete evidence
My brother got arrested stealing concrete mix during a storm.
Now he’s a hardened criminal.
What happens when you put ducks in the concrete
You get quacks in the sidewalk
The construction workers told me, they already built the foundation of my new home.
But when I went to the construction site I found no concrete evidence of it.
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
What do you call female concrete
I once worked for a company drilling holes in concrete....
but I quit because it was boring.....
I was told concrete is corrosive, but I don't know if it's true.
They told me it was laced with lye.
What do you get when you get the wrong colour of concrete?
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?
Two fish swimming, one fish hits concrete and turns to the other and says...
What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall?
Two fish swam into a concrete wall. One looked to the other an said…
I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break.
This is because concrete floors are really hard.
A man walks into a cafe carrying a large chunk of concrete, and says:
"Give me a coffee. And one for the road."
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?
Read a story about how an angry husband filled his ex wife's car with concrete for changing her surname.
I hope she takes him to court. She has concrete evidence.
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