What do you call a commander in Mcdonalds army?
You’ll likely get this if you watched Russell Crowe in Master and Commander...
What did the russian commander say to his troops?
"We're late, stop Stalin, Putin some effort."
What do you call the Commander of a vegetable army?
A kernel.
Sorry guys, a bit corny that one.
What did the German commander say to the ticking clock?
Ve haf vays and means of making you tock.
Why couldn’t the submarine commander get to the surface after joining Reddit?
He couldn’t get any up-boats
What did commander broccoli say to Sargent potato when he discovered that he was leaking information to the enemy?
What do you call the pocket change of a ship's commander?
How many ears does Commander Spock have?
Three: the left ear, the right ear and the final frontier!
A nervous soldier had jumped from a helicopter. He Radioed to his commander: "Are you sure these parachutes are safe?"
The commander chuckled, reassuring the solider. "We've had no complaints about them."
Many seem to think military commanders are real tough guys
They are actually pretty general folk
What do you call a U-Boat commander's pet dog?
What did the Commanding General of the United States Army say after having his budget approved?
Teacher : “Can you list the 10 Commandments in any order”
Johnny: “3, 5, 6, 1, 8, 9, 2, 4, 10 and 7”
Did you know you can change the breed of your poodle by teaching it to giggle on command?
It will change the breed of your dog into a snicker-doodle.
"Plagiarism squad reporting for duty"
Why was the captain of the USS Roosevelt relieved of command?
We got a new dog at the weekend, he only obeys commands in Spanish....
[OC] The Final, Most Essential Command
Did you hear about the Native American cook who rose up to become second in command at Bobby Flay's restaurants?
What do you call the head coach of the Kansas City football team?
Which day of the year commands you to do something?
What do you call a robotic dog, that take commands through bluetooth?
What is a dancer's favorite video game series?
It's true! The Clinton Administration's second in command DID invent the internet!
Look at any web page's source and you will see an Al Gore-ithm
Why will button controlled remotes always be better than voice command?
i need dad jokes for my discord bot
well i made a discord bot and i added a dadjoke command.
welp nobody was enjoying the lack of dad jokes.
any one got some good dad jokes?
In the future...
In 1,000 years, snails will evolve into being an advanced civilization. They will develop their own advanced technologies. In an effort to increase their mobility, they will equip their shells to be modular vehicles called Snail Cars, S-Car for short. Since snails do not have upper extremities, controlling the cars will be voice activated. The initiation command would be, "S-Car, GO!" 😂🤣
I had to highlight this gem from r/Skyrim
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
But that tablet only had 10 commands.
Son: dad, what does it mean to be a man? Dad: It means to be the one that command! To be the one that take all the decisions at home.
One day I want to be a man like mom :)
What do you call a commanding officer whose briefings always put you to sleep?
What is a Nazi's favorite keyboard command?
I met a dog recently that could only understand commands in Spanish.
My dog only listens to commands in Spanish.
My dog only understands commands in Spanish..
My dog only responds to commands spoken in Spanish...
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