We got our air ducts cleaned today
It was very eventful.
I finally cleaned out my junk drawer and gave away all my dead batteries
free of charge.
Last night my son saw a mouse in the kitchen so he wiped down all the counters and cleaned everything...
Tonight I'm putting the mouse in the bathroom.
What did the werewolf eat after getting his teeth cleaned?
The dentist.
Yesterday my wife thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen, she sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly
Today I'm putting a cockroach in the bathroom
My roomate and i did this game where we cleaned up another ones room everyday.
We were maid for each other.
A chemical warehouse was robbed at gunpoint, the assailants cleaned out all stores of substances with pH above 7.
"All your base are belong to us"
Where does Obama get his teeth cleaned? The prese-dental place #michaelporiginal
My dad cleaned out his car engine with sanitiser and disinfectant...
He wanted to be soaper sure it had a clean start.
My doctor says I should get my ears cleaned every 12 months.
I think he means ear-ly.
What was the first thing the monster ate after getting his teeth cleaned?
The dentist.
My wife: I just cleaned the bathroom. Be careful when you pee.
Me: No worries. I’ll aim to please.
Making an appointment to get my dad's ears cleaned...
Receptionist: We don't have anything until October 6^th , but if he wants to go to our other office at [pretty far away], he can come in this Wednesday.
Me: Yeah, better do that. The TV's getting pretty loud.
Receptionist: Oh I hear ya
Me: Well he can't
As the judge cleaned out her coffee maker, she boldly declared...
"These are grounds for dismissal."
I cleaned the attic with your mom yesterday...
Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
What's the first thing a monster eats after he gets teeth cleaned?
The dentist.
