Did you hear about the naked guy found circling the same bush over and over again at the park? The cops came to arrest him for indecent exposure. When asked why he would do such a thing...

he kept beating around the bush.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5d2248650
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Why does the Moon keep circling the Earth?

The Moon is not too bright but stays around..!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trohl812
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Why won’t triangles go on dates with circles?

They’re pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
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crop circles πŸ‘½
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnlyHereForLOLs
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I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?

That's where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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My dad moved in some very mysterious circles.

He had one leg shorter than the other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigMF88
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circles

An ant named seg is trying to reach its anthill

A girl tries to irritate it by putting a glass over it. secant she how tangent is getting. i guess it will diameter before it reaches its anthill. it would be pretty sad for its family though, as segment a lot to them. We could just say, it couldn't escape it's circle of life. well, after his untimely death, his family has arranged a funeral for him and chordiallly invited all its relatives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tikkarice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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When I was a teenager, I tried really hard to find the hypotenuse of a circle

That's when I realized it is pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What did the triangle say to the circle?

You’re pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seeed420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I’d tell you jokes about circles

But it’s just pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tenzhen7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Ever wonder how spider makes a circle-shaped web perfectly?

Because it's sΟ€der we're talking about.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obiwankedkenobi
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Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...

So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.

"What this, Ed?"

"A line?" the boy replied.

"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alkaath
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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No no He's got a point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahydron
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I know a pointless circle joke

Think about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Triniety89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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The only thing Flat-Earthers fear...

is Sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlamingNinja925
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I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....

It was always just one ting after another.

Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThroneDiscs
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How many degrees does a circle have?

Depends on how long it’s been in school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turbo8891
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What did the circle say to the triangle?

I see your point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I dream to be this commenter one day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dvarka124
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why was the circle depressed?

She thought her life was pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urkkizzz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I told my dad that I was planning to move to the Arctic circle for a few months.

He said, β€œI don’t like your latitude.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Why do circles spend so long at university?

It's not easy getting 360 degrees!

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When I first started learning how to drive, I used to be afraid of speed bumps.

But slowly, I got over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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I don't get the point of circles

They're just pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creeper321448
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Found on The Chef’s Circle Facebook page
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πŸ‘€︎ u/financiallyflutey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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It finally came full circle. I got my dad!

He was installing something on the wall and needed me to tell him if it was even. β€œCome here gnarcolepsy_, I need your eyeballs.” β€œSorry, I’m using them right now.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnarcolepsy_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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One of my friends brags all the time that he can make a perfect circle

It seems pointless to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avery101912
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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A square ran into a dead end while running away from hundred of circles

He was cornered

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zero_the_Red
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Of all the things I learned while in grade school...

I never thought trying to avoid cooties would be the most useful thing at this stage of my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mickerallen100
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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You know what sucks about circles

They have no point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirtiestyoda
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Why do we still teach kids about circles?

It's pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WoeJitten
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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How did the circle know the square had nothing on him?

Because he said he had him cornered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saltyquill
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Why was the bear never lost in the Arctic Circle?

Because it used Polar Coordinates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uber_snotling
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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No, No. He's Got a Point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_boogeyman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I once knew a guy that liked to bask in the sun. He touched my circle of friends but did not enter it...

He was a real tan gent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Perfect for cooking circles. ⭕️
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoliOnABudget
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Never draw a circle.

There’s no point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infinite_Thing
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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My son asked me how hard it is to calculate the area of a circle

I told him it’s easy as pi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edmondontis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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I am on a roll, I mean what are circles...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrSigmaNut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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A nun is teaching her students about the circle of life

"there are either predators or prey in the circle of life" explained the nun. "whatever an animal eats, it is called that animal's prey. for instance, rabbits eat lettuce - thus lettuce is rabbit prey."

"Sister, what is sunlight then?" asked a quizzical child.

smiling, the nun put her hands together and said, "lettuce prey".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr-Vader
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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How many sides does a circle have?

Two: inside and outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amphaboss
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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I just spent 5 hours watching videos of circles spinning.

It was completely pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Hard_Feelings_
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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We’re doing the unit circle in math rn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilldipshit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Wife:- Why do you keep talking in circles with me?

Me:- I Doughnut do that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drippingtoohard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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Is it just me or are circles pointless
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I told my mom that I’m planning to move to the Arctic circle for the next few months.

She said, β€œI don’t like your latitude.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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What did the Triangle say to the Circle?

You’re pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
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