15 Hilarious Cinco De Mayo Puns

Sorry I’m late for cinco de Mayo. What do you call churros that have sat out on your counter all day?

Room tempera-churros.

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👤︎ u/Discount_Dracula

📅︎ May 08 2020

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What do birds eat on Cinco de Mayo?

squackamole.

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👤︎ u/ram3nbar

📅︎ May 03 2019

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I HATE Cinco de Mayo!!

Said No Juan Ever.

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👤︎ u/mintyporkchop

📅︎ May 05 2018

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It's Cinco de Mayo

The one day a year I wipe off mayo into the sink.

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👤︎ u/breedweezy

📅︎ May 05 2019

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I don’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but I do celebrate Seis de Mustard.

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👤︎ u/ennuiismymiddlename

📅︎ May 05 2018

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Why do we celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

https://i.redd.it/g9jsxzwnmvg01.jpg

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👤︎ u/billythepilgrim

📅︎ Feb 18 2018

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How do SWAT teams celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

With Tac-taco rations

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw

📅︎ Mar 30 2018

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Cinco de Mayo

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👤︎ u/Dogeislord3637

📅︎ May 05 2014

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Cinco de Mayo

When I was growing up I asked my dad what Cinco de Mayo was about. He said it was Mexico's version of the Boston Tea Party, where they threw mayo off a ship and people were yelling "sink-o de mayo!"

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👤︎ u/justkayla

📅︎ Oct 19 2013

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My dad would like to celebrate Cinco de Mayo with you all!

http://imgur.com/E0Shp1O

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👤︎ u/JoystickMonkey

📅︎ May 05 2016

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Cinco de Mayo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smy7OjDF6x8

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👤︎ u/spursfan20

📅︎ May 04 2015

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May the 4th be with you.

May the 5th be Cinco de Mayo.

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👤︎ u/AdventurersClub

📅︎ May 04 2020

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It’s a great day for sandwiches all over the world!

It’s cinco de mayo!

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👤︎ u/TurtleLvr69

📅︎ May 05 2018

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Spotted this Cinco de Mayo dad joke on Facebook

http://imgur.com/JQdspcn

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👤︎ u/couchparsnip

📅︎ May 05 2014

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My dad just posted this on Facebook for Cinco de mayo

Typical dad... http://imgur.com/EpqV8jr

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👤︎ u/brandmaster

📅︎ May 05 2014

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