Cinco de Mayo Puns

A list of puns related to "Cinco de Mayo"

Sorry I’m late for cinco de Mayo. What do you call churros that have sat out on your counter all day?

Room tempera-churros.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Discount_Dracula
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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What do birds eat on Cinco de Mayo?

squackamole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ram3nbar
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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I HATE Cinco de Mayo!!

Said No Juan Ever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mintyporkchop
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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It's Cinco de Mayo

The one day a year I wipe off mayo into the sink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breedweezy
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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I don’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but I do celebrate Seis de Mustard.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ennuiismymiddlename
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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Why do we celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

https://i.redd.it/g9jsxzwnmvg01.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billythepilgrim
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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How do SWAT teams celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

With Tac-taco rations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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Cinco de Mayo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dogeislord3637
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2014
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Cinco de Mayo

When I was growing up I asked my dad what Cinco de Mayo was about. He said it was Mexico's version of the Boston Tea Party, where they threw mayo off a ship and people were yelling "sink-o de mayo!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justkayla
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2013
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My dad would like to celebrate Cinco de Mayo with you all!

http://imgur.com/E0Shp1O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoystickMonkey
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2016
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Cinco de Mayo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smy7OjDF6x8

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spursfan20
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2015
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May the 4th be with you.

May the 5th be Cinco de Mayo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdventurersClub
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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It’s a great day for sandwiches all over the world!

It’s cinco de mayo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurtleLvr69
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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Spotted this Cinco de Mayo dad joke on Facebook

http://imgur.com/JQdspcn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/couchparsnip
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2014
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My dad just posted this on Facebook for Cinco de mayo

Typical dad... http://imgur.com/EpqV8jr

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandmaster
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2014
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