Chicken Thigh Puns

A list of puns related to "Chicken Thigh"

What did the chicken thigh say to the chicken leg?

Actually, sorry. I can't repeat it. It was far too dark.

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👤︎ u/XxSaint_JimmyxX
📅︎ Sep 19 2018
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I can't decide whether to grill chicken breasts or chicken thighs

I guess I'll just wing it

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👤︎ u/wawoodworth
📅︎ May 31 2018
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I was looking into my neighbor's yard when my brain started channeling Rick Springfield.
Jessie is a friend,
Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
It ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a grill and I want to make it mine

And he's grilling chicken thighs,
And he's smokin' racks of ribs, I just know it!
And he's holding pool parties late, late at night...

You know I wish that I had Jessie's grill...
I wish that I had Jessie's grill...

Where can I find a burger like that?
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👤︎ u/porkchop_d_clown
📅︎ Jun 09 2016
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Cut my life into pieces

Make it the reeses sort

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Jun 08 2016
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I got my wife but good with this one.

We got fried chicken take-out tonight, when:

Wife: Are thighs white or dark meat?

Me: Dark.

Wife: Then what's the other white meat?

Me: Pork.

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👤︎ u/Olivia_DAHLING
📅︎ Nov 17 2016
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