General Mills had to recall one of their most popular cereals a few months back...
There was a glitch in the May Trix.
I tried out my new cereal bowl I made from paper towels
It was tearable
(Hopefully this doesn't exist somewhere, I just thought of it!)
In the US, a popular cereal is Honey Nut Cheerios. I just came back from the UK and they eat the same thing, but it’s called
I ate the most expensive cereal ever and broke all my teeth.
What is Jesus' Least Favorite Cereal?
Son was making cereal in the Kitchen and asked me where babies come from
What's the best cereal to eat while watching a movie?
What do you call man who only eats breakfast... a cereal killer
What’s a brit’s favorite cereal?
What do you call hot cereal that's gone before you can eat any?
Why did the young boy become a cereal killer?
My son and I were buying cereal...
We were looking at all the 'knock offs' in the giant bags and I told him that he'll never find a knock off of Chex cereal because people who make fake Chex get arrested!
How does cereal pay its bills?
My brother opens a box of cereals before finishing another, wasting them. Lets just say...
How does Reese eat her cereal?
I’m gonna buy cereal with my COVID relief money.
I know why YouTube constantly recommends videos of dancing former Vice Presidents.
It’s just the Al Gore rhythm.
What do you call cereal that you hate?
What is an English teacher's favorite cereal?
I got banned from /r/DadJokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
Milk drowns cereal.
Therefore, milk is a cereal killer.
Police found a dead woman in a bathtub full of milk.
They suspect a cereal killer.
What's the best way to organize breakfast foods?
My wife changed our cereal from Cheerios to Frosties, and I only noticed this morning
I felt a little out of the loop on that one
My 3yo is in a phase where he makes up words a lot, and today I heard him singing "Crotch-ohs, crotch-ohs" over and over. I told my wife, "That sounds like the worst breakfast cereal ever..."
"But at least it's made with whole groins."
My son needed a history tutor, so I handed him some cereal and a scale
“Time to learn about Chex and balances”
Thanos would be great at making cereal
As his Cereal would be perfectly balanced, as all things should be
OMG this cereal is life!!
A lot of people think that crop circles are done by alien aircrafts.
I think they are done by cereal killers.
What do you call state-sponsored cereal brands from Algeria?
I was eating Blueberry Wheats cereal when I asked my daughter "What is a ghost's favourite cereal?"
She rolled her eyes and said "Booberry Wheats, obviously"
I said "No, it's..." and then in a super spooky ghost voice "... WeeeeEEEEeeeetabix"
She laughed so hard she choked on her food.
Aisle for Cereal Adulterers.
My friend is addicted to taking pictures of his breakfast and posting it on social media.
I walked downstairs to find my daughter eating cereal in complete darkness
I asked her, "What kind of psycho eats cereal in the dark?"
"A cereal killer" she replied.
I have taught her well.
What do you call a person that regularly shuts down breakfast companies
I heard that Bran the cereal company is dying
I think the should re bran.
What’s a French person’s favourite cereal?
My daughter came up with this! What's the coldest cereal?
Whats a horny bee’s favourite cereal
How does Reese eat her cereal?
What do you call someone who eats cereal?
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