Bunch Up Puns

A list of puns related to "Bunch Up"

For the past few days, I wake up to see someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO blocks on my front porch.

I don’t know what to make of it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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I woke up yesterday to find that my wife had invited a bunch of journalists from Paris to help make breakfast..

I didn't mind. I love coffee from the French Press.

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👤︎ u/calarkin27
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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I woke up this morning and found that someone has dumped a bunch of celery on my front porch.

I think I’m being stalked.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 07 2020
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An arrogant gazelle walks up to a bunch of lions and tells them how much better he is than them.

He was consumed by pride.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.

It was a murder most fowl.

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👤︎ u/Lattika
📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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Saw a bunch of crows wash up on the beach

Must've been murder suicide

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👤︎ u/invisible_being
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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I just threw up a bunch of alphabet soup

I think I may have Smith-Corona virus

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👤︎ u/tyroneshoelaces121
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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If a bunch of Swedish guys made up a rock band,

They would be known as 'Sirs Drumming'

Bad joke and pun intended on the infamous Swedish fish

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👤︎ u/Escalade1414
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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What do you call it when a bunch of crows accidentally show up to the same place at the same time?

A manslaughter

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👤︎ u/Bialystock-and-Bloom
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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I invited a bunch of rappers to my party. Most of them showed up, but Notorious B.I.G. couldn't make it.

That's ok. No biggie.

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👤︎ u/glyph-bellchime
📅︎ Jun 29 2018
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Was out in the backyard grilling some burgers for my daughter and her friends but they'd lined up a bunch of dolls to get food too

It was a barbie queue

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👤︎ u/chadnav
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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I tried cleaning the house, ended up with a bunch of salt water damage.

Thats the last time I use Tide

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👤︎ u/robertdowneysoft
📅︎ Aug 02 2018
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I caught a bunch of social justice warriors in my yard digging up large wooden stakes

They said the posts had to be removed before they caused a fence

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👤︎ u/PoorKidstoys
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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Crime is getting worse where I live, so my dad decided to give me some protection and boxed up his trusty 9mm, a big and a small clip and a bunch of shells for me! [Xpost /r/funny]

https://imgur.com/2ylrnpK

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👤︎ u/lindymad
📅︎ Jan 13 2016
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My friends in the north told me to come up with a bunch of Dad jokes...

But my suitcase is already full.

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👤︎ u/onejdc
📅︎ Jun 13 2018
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Watching some movie where a bunch of dog sledders end up having to eat the dogs

He points to the cats and goes

"If we eat them it'll be a cat-astrophe!"

Ugh

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👤︎ u/Rybaka1994
📅︎ Jan 02 2014
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Every morning after I wake up, I find that someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO on my front porch.

I don’t know what to make of it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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I woke up this morning and found that someone dumped a bunch of legos on my front door step.

I don’t know what to make of it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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