Some people have an irrational fear of bunches of grapes.
Guess they've got clusterphobia.
A bunch of robbers came in and stole all of my soap.
Dirty bastards.
Then the cops came over and did a full report.
They said they got away clean.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
For the past few days, I wake up to see someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO blocks on my front porch.
I don’t know what to make of it.
I had a bunch of books fall on me
I only have my shelf to blame.
I woke up yesterday to find that my wife had invited a bunch of journalists from Paris to help make breakfast..
I didn't mind. I love coffee from the French Press.
What do you call a bunch of girls addicted to cocaine?
I know a bunch of jokes about retired people but people don’t laugh
No matter how funny I try and make them , they just don’t work
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make a bunch of Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
What is it called when a bunch of people in face coverings leave a building?
Ever wonder why there are a bunch of stories about vampires in Europe but not Africa?
It's because they bless the rains down in Africa.
A bunch of rioters looted my pretzel shop.
Unfortunately, they got all my dough.
Apparently a bunch of comedians are making their own beer at the local pub.
I don't know, sounds like a big brewhaha to me.
school has really reminded me of english classes and writing a bunch of these
what do you call a bunch of Mormons in a burning building?
Horses are nothing but a bunch of neigh-sayers.
I was trying to sell my car to this guy. He asked a bunch of questions about it and seemed interested, then asked “cargo space?” I was confused and told him no.
I woke up this morning and found that someone has dumped a bunch of celery on my front porch.
I think I’m being stalked.
You gotta be careful getting into tennis, they have you buy a bunch of extra stuff you don’t need...
A bunch of cows wandered onto a cannabis field
I got punched by a bunch of guys when I was visiting Prague.
They said they were doing a vibe czech
An arrogant gazelle walks up to a bunch of lions and tells them how much better he is than them.
He was consumed by pride.
"Dad, is the morgue really filled with a bunch of bodies?"
What do you call a bunch of ducks in a box?
A bunch of people said they liked my shirt
wife came back from the store with a bunch of my least favorite foods...
“Nation’s Geologists demand more money for Marijuana research” I guess those geologists are a bunch of Stoners.
When we moved into my new house, our next door neighbour presented us with a bunch of logs for our fireplace.
It was ...a house warming gift.
What do you call it when a bunch of crows kill themselves?
Had to buy a bunch of baby chickens..
I missed hanging with my peeps.
My company just hired a guy named Axel to star in a bunch of our ads
Why did Christopher Columbus pull a bunch of Swiss chard out of the ocean?
He wanted to be in uncharded waters.
Like a bunch of people here I’m bad at titles
My cat just ate a bunch of cheese. Now he's heading to the basement to look for mice
Some thieves recently made off with a bunch of sheep by riding them away.
Be careful, I herd they were on the lamb.
Seems a little inappropriate having a strip club across the road from Mini golf in town. I’m a pretty liberal guy but if I’m having a day out with my family the last thing I want to look across the road and see is a bunch of losers playing mini golf.
What do you call a bunch of crows gathering money?
My wife choked on her cereal this morning.
Nothing worse than Honey Bunches of Throats.
Saw a bunch of crows wash up on the beach
Must've been murder suicide
I have bunch of stuffed yellow cabs on my walls
Communism is a bunch of Bolshevik
Valintines Pun! It's a bunch of Rosés....
I don’t understand why someone dumped a bunch of jigsaw pieces on me...
I have a bunch of airplane puns.
but they will just go over everyone's head.
A bunch of fish puns for y'all
Hey kids! Get in here! We're playing Quake with a bunch of cows, and then watching a Disney live action remake about a legendary female warrior!
I was hanging out with a bunch of criminals who kept telling the funniest jokes.
We were laughing all the way to the bank.
My wife decided to put a bunch of leftover chicken bones in the crockpot so we can make a lot of soup at home as this thing drags on
When it was done she said "we're all stocked up!"
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
My wife just tripped and fell while carrying a bunch of clothes she just ironed.
I lined up everybody I ever wanted to punch in the face
And this is what I call a punch line
I just threw up a bunch of alphabet soup
I think I may have Smith-Corona virus
The devil was sold a bunch of leaky fountain pens when visiting Turku, which used to be the capital of Finland.
Did you hear about the bunch of Serengeti herbivores that no longer allowed lions to attack them unless a weak member needed removed?
My wife made me watch a bunch of movies from the early 1900’s that I didn’t like.
I had to suffer in silents.
A bunch of star wars food puns I made with my brother
I bought a bunch of antique spears online, but they arrived without their spear heads.
If a bunch of Swedish guys made up a rock band,
They would be known as 'Sirs Drumming'
Bad joke and pun intended on the infamous Swedish fish
Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross. “Something for this I have.” Yoda says.
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.
“Something I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.
“That’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
“Master Yoda!” he asks. “What did I do wrong?”
Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”
Today I saw a bunch of horses running in circles so fast that they were destroying the field.
Why did the king eat a bunch of batteries?
A perfume salesman was trying to sell me a bunch of odorless cologne.
I thought it was total non scents.
I work at Walmart and found a bunch of zucchini in with the hamburger.
Talk about squashing some beef
I just spent three hours attaching a bunch of watches together to make a belt.
I’ve just realized it’s a waist of time.
Earlier today someone sent me a bunch of flowers, but all the heads had been cut off.
I think I'm being stalked
I just stole a bunch of wood from Home Depot
What do you call a bunch of Chess players bragging about their games in the hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.
Never ask a horse for advice.
They are a bunch of neigh sayers.
What do you call a bunch of crows inside a tent?
There is a bunch of teenagers in my town who keep stealing Red Bull from convenience stores.
I don’t know how they sleep at night.
Every morning, I find that somebody has quietly put a bunch of celery on my front door step.
I think I’m being stalked.
Couldn’t resist
Friend texts me: Can you leave a key fir me under the mat?
Me: Maple I will, Maple I won’t.
Friend: ?
Me: Pine, I’ll leave a key
Friend: oh, my typo, haha
Me: I’ve got a bunch more Buckeye will wait til later to tell you.
Made a whole bunch of dad jokes at Thanksgiving dinner...
I pulled out all the Pops!
A bunch of knots were at a restaurant, but only one had dinner? Which one had dinner?
Have you ever seen a bunch of owls together?
It’s a who’s who of owls.
I heard about a man who won a billion dollars.
That’s a bunch of non-cents if you ask me.
What is it called when a bunch of carpenters and masons on the cruise?
Have you heard the dog’s new album?
It’s fantastic! Although sadly it’s just a bunch of ruff cuts.
What is a fake wild cat that trips a bunch?
What do people think of the geometry nerds?
Well, they're all so edgy!
Every morning after I wake up, I find that someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO on my front porch.
I don’t know what to make of it.
My dog accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles today..
His next poop could spell disaster.
I swallowed a bunch of scrabble pieces today.
My next shit could spell disaster.
I have a bunch of jokes about people who are unemployed.
The other day I found a bunch of celery by my front door...
I think I’m being stalked.
My baby just swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.
The next diaper change could spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I woke up this morning and found that someone dumped a bunch of legos on my front door step.
I don’t know what to make of it.
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