What do you call a bunch of vegetables standing in a line?
It's a bit embarrassing to admit on here, but I was once attacked by a whole bunch of street Mimes..
..and they did some unspeakable things to me.
I swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell "disaster."
I wrote a bunch of dad jokes on tissue paper...
Was making a bunch of math puns and was threatened to get punched so sent this
What do you call a bunch of flies in a vacuum chamber?
Walks.
For those who didn't get it , it's okay , there's no pressure at all !
What do you call a bunch of whales that play instruments?
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
The other day a bunch of books fell down on my head.
I guess I only have my shelve to blame!
The cabinet I made just collapsed and a bunch of books fell and hit me.
I’ve only got my shelf to blame.
A bunch of ravens and crows keep gathering outside my house but I don’t mind
I love a good murder conspiracy
A group of physicists came to my restaurant today, ate then explained what the force required to accelerate a mass of one gram at a rate of one centimeter per second squared is. Then when my attention was elsewhere, they all left, leaving behind a bunch of hyphens...
I should have known they'd dyne and dash.
Damn. Just got fired from my liquor store job. I spilled a bunch of vodka.
It was an Absolut mess.
(Credit Twitter user TheDillonOne)
What is keeping a bunch of fish in an aquarium called?
2 women in a restaurant, when a duck walks in with a huge bunch of flowers. He places them on the table and says,
"You two ladies are so beautiful with sparkling eyes. "
One of the women stopped him, called the waiter over and said, I ordered AROMATIC duck."
A bunch of books fell on me yesterday, but I couldn’t find anyone at fault in the accident.
I only have my shelf to blame.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
What do you call it when a random person farts on a bunch of strangers?
My dog chewed up a bunch of stuff yesterday. Now he’s feeling gnawseous
If a bunch of people simp for someone....
....do they become a simphony?
My son asked me if the whole family was just a bunch of pyromaniacs.
I had a bunch of metal pipes inside of me after my lung transplant.
Guess they got the wrong organ donor.
What do you get when a bunch of male deer go into outer space ?
Did you hear about Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend breaking into an animal shelter and releasing a bunch of huskies into the wild??
Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out
I just tried chasing a bunch of female geese off my lawn...
as I was chasing them the female geese kept yelling, " Hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk.".
The wizard in my campaign just got handed a whole bunch of random, unlabeled Sesame Street videos.
He's going to learn how to count or spell.
My friend bought a bunch of stumpy, fragrant mushrooms, claiming they were from Belgium. Are you kidding me? They’re clearly from Japan.
I just killed a bunch of chickpeas...
I was an uber driver for a bunch of pro wrestlers, they were so tired after their show they all just stacked on top of each other in my backseat
I guess I was the pile driver
Space X is planning to send a bunch of cattle into orbit.
It will be the herd shot 'round the world.
A bunch of guys decided to build a cocktail lounge on top of Pike’s Peak.
It didn’t do as well as hoped. Maybe they set the bar too high.
I got a bunch of crows together and tried to teach them how to sing
But it just resulted in a cacawphony
What do you call a bunch of racist red necks storming the Capitol Building?
I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance
When I fled the scene of the accident.
I have a bunch of dead batteries if anyone is interested...
I have a bunch of unemployment jokes
If you wanted to take a bunch of bullets and forge them into a sword fit for a king what Caliber would you use?
What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
For the past few days, I wake up to see someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO blocks on my front porch.
I don’t know what to make of it.
My dog swallowed a bunch of scrabble pieces
When he goes to the bathroom it could spell trouble.
I have a bunch of lazy people jokes
They never work out anyways
If I put a bunch of iron in a line
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
My wife came home with a big bunch of flowers and says where would you like me to plant them.
I said I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips.
I’ve accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I had a bunch of books fall on me
I only have my shelf to blame.
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