What do you call a bunch of vegetables standing in a line?

Queuecumbers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/COLDCYAN10
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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It's a bit embarrassing to admit on here, but I was once attacked by a whole bunch of street Mimes..

..and they did some unspeakable things to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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I swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell "disaster."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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I wrote a bunch of dad jokes on tissue paper...

They're all tare-able!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VerbalAcrobatics
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Was making a bunch of math puns and was threatened to get punched so sent this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thunder1nd
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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What do you call a bunch of flies in a vacuum chamber?

Walks.

For those who didn't get it , it's okay , there's no pressure at all !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravioliWhoreeeee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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What do you call a bunch of whales that play instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Climbtrees47
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...

It was a play on words.

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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The other day a bunch of books fell down on my head.

I guess I only have my shelve to blame!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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The cabinet I made just collapsed and a bunch of books fell and hit me.

I’ve only got my shelf to blame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eternal_Punshine
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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A bunch of ravens and crows keep gathering outside my house but I don’t mind

I love a good murder conspiracy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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A group of physicists came to my restaurant today, ate then explained what the force required to accelerate a mass of one gram at a rate of one centimeter per second squared is. Then when my attention was elsewhere, they all left, leaving behind a bunch of hyphens...

I should have known they'd dyne and dash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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Damn. Just got fired from my liquor store job. I spilled a bunch of vodka.

It was an Absolut mess.

(Credit Twitter user TheDillonOne)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bgva
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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What is keeping a bunch of fish in an aquarium called?

Home-schooling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nononsenseson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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2 women in a restaurant, when a duck walks in with a huge bunch of flowers. He places them on the table and says,

"You two ladies are so beautiful with sparkling eyes. "

One of the women stopped him, called the waiter over and said, I ordered AROMATIC duck."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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A bunch of books fell on me yesterday, but I couldn’t find anyone at fault in the accident.

I only have my shelf to blame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/backalleywillie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.

I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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What do you call it when a random person farts on a bunch of strangers?

A Mass Tooting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echos_myron123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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My dog chewed up a bunch of stuff yesterday. Now he’s feeling gnawseous
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doblanon5short
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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If a bunch of people simp for someone....

....do they become a simphony?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zfreakazoidz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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My son asked me if the whole family was just a bunch of pyromaniacs.

I said, "we arson."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dubnaught
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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I had a bunch of metal pipes inside of me after my lung transplant.

Guess they got the wrong organ donor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majestic_walrus1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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What do you get when a bunch of male deer go into outer space ?

Starbucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Did you hear about Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend breaking into an animal shelter and releasing a bunch of huskies into the wild??

Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No-Dane-No-Gain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I just tried chasing a bunch of female geese off my lawn...

as I was chasing them the female geese kept yelling, " Hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk.".

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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The wizard in my campaign just got handed a whole bunch of random, unlabeled Sesame Street videos.

He's going to learn how to count or spell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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My friend bought a bunch of stumpy, fragrant mushrooms, claiming they were from Belgium. Are you kidding me? They’re clearly from Japan.

What a shit take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elzuff
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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I just killed a bunch of chickpeas...

It was a hummuside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ginganinja3497
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I was an uber driver for a bunch of pro wrestlers, they were so tired after their show they all just stacked on top of each other in my backseat

I guess I was the pile driver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RKO-Cutter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Space X is planning to send a bunch of cattle into orbit.

It will be the herd shot 'round the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OccamsBeard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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A bunch of guys decided to build a cocktail lounge on top of Pike’s Peak.

It didn’t do as well as hoped. Maybe they set the bar too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mallthus2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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I got a bunch of crows together and tried to teach them how to sing

But it just resulted in a cacawphony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zaeran
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What do you call a bunch of racist red necks storming the Capitol Building?

The Coup Klux Klan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobMV03
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance

When I fled the scene of the accident.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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I have a bunch of dead batteries if anyone is interested...

They’re free of charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taubin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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I have a bunch of unemployment jokes

But they never work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/takuache_beaner
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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If you wanted to take a bunch of bullets and forge them into a sword fit for a king what Caliber would you use?

Excalibur

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lightsup11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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For the past few days, I wake up to see someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO blocks on my front porch.

I don’t know what to make of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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My dog swallowed a bunch of scrabble pieces

When he goes to the bathroom it could spell trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elster000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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I have a bunch of lazy people jokes

They never work out anyways

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bijkeh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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If I put a bunch of iron in a line

It would be a FE-line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokebandit91
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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My wife came home with a big bunch of flowers and says where would you like me to plant them.

I said I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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I’ve accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imnotarobot12764
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I had a bunch of books fall on me

I only have my shelf to blame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheezeturds
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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