Apparently you can't use beef stew as a password.

It's not stroganoff.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Prpeach
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Deja Moo

Oh MOOgosh. This might just sound like a load of Bull, but please STEER me out.

Deja Moo (Sung to the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel-air)

Now these are puns all about COWS

Their milk gets flipped, churned all around.

And Iโ€™d like to take a minute but I wonโ€™t stop and prattle

And tell you this story you havenโ€™t HERD about cattle.

In IstanBULL I was born and BRAISED.

In the pastures back then in my HAYDAYS.

Chewing cud, RUMPING round, and making a fuss.

TANNING out so UDDERLY ridiculous.

When a couple of HEIFERS who had BEEF with me

Started BULLying on my Brand , you see.

I got TIPPED over once and my mom got scared

She said you're MOOvin your behind, your butt, your DAIRY Air.

I whistled for a calf and when it came near

Thought she was a babe, but HE was a STEER!

If anything I can say this STEAK is rare

But that Bovine was BO-FINE so I didnโ€™t care!

I got milked a few times, maybe 7 or 8

More like long-gonehorn, than reliable date.

So I CHUCKED out the udder half of the pasture,

Bevo ainโ€™t a cow, donโ€™t got what Iโ€™m after.

Fun fact: a Dairy Cow can produce 125lbs of saliva a day.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KrazyCasey412
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