Mom: No Dad: yes you can, just sandwich it on two breads
Son: I don't like chicken if it doesn't have a wrapper.
Dad: My favorite chicken rapper is M.C. Nugget.
My wife actually laughed at that one.
I knead more so my humor can rise.
They're always too crummy
It means you knead them to make dough.
Then I’d have a punpernickel.
That guy who stole my bread is toast! He butter be able to run fast! Need more bread related puns, much appreciated boys.
When you yeast expect it.
P.S. Sorry if this is to cut and rye.
Me: Tell me about this bread Baker: It's sweet-ish Me: Hmmm.. I've tried Norwegian, but never that kind. Baker: (Swedish chef voice)Bork, Bork, Bork
I need bread puns for any scenario. I really want one for a greeting like saying hello with 🍞. Thank you.
I mean, you just 'knead' to listen to the number of bread puns I have, its the 'yeast' you could do. I can't 'wheat' to share them. If not, then 'rye' bother? All this time would have been 'spelt' for nothing. I 'batter' stop now. What, you thought 'oil' my puns were bread related? I'm afraid to say that's not 'white', but there's no need to be 'sourdough'.
Because they're knot-bread.
You’re gunna be toast!
Gluten morgen!
They say Gluten Morgen!
We have to rise up, my breadren
You can say is a loaf-ty goal.
Apparently it's a very stable career choice.
Hells bagels
They get stale really fast.
I told him it’s Naan of his business
Edit: he could have replied “papa dumb”
"Get a loaf of this guy"
Doing the white lines
I think it was stollen
They say "Gluten Morgen!"
I guess that's why they call it window pain.
Bar Naan.
It's painstaking.
Piece of toast
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The mold never bothered me anyway.
I make bread puns when you yeast expect it.
If I had a nickel for every bread pun, I'd have a pun per nickel. 😂🤣😂🤣
