Went petrol (gas) station to buy bottled water on the way to football.

Cashier asks if I want any fuel. 'I'm not that thirsty'. I grinned.

He didn't even smile.

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📅︎ Oct 06 2014
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Got my classmate

In a science class I'm currently taking, we were doing a lab involving hydrochloric acid. The bottles we had were producing some gas that looked like steam coming out of the bottle (I'm sure one of y'all know what that is). So when my classmate asked the teacher why the hydrochloric acid was smoking, I turned and said, "because he's been hanging out with the wrong crowd".

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📅︎ Nov 06 2015
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