A large oil company has announced that it is going to start producing fuel from insect urine.
The bus I took to school was driving on a new sort of fuel.
Apparently, it was driving on time
Asked my friends if they could drink 5 litres of fuel and not be sick. Turned out.....
I am trying to figure out whether that fuel tanker in front of me is full or not.
Your gas is as good as mine.
All this fuel pump talk is a real gas.
I want to start a gas company that deals exclusively in fuel derived from dog fossils. It’s going to be called Paw Petrol.
What do you call a Transformer with a half full fuel tank?
told my wife i couldn't carry 20 liters of fuel
and she told me she knew someone who could, so I asked who
she said: jerrycan
Sisyphus met a neanderthal who amazed him by demonstrating how to use jet fuel to propel the boulder up the hill.
"It's not rock. It science."
I just found out astronauts are using rocket fuel
What kind of fuel does Ryder's dad put in his car?
Which Spice Girl can hold the most fuel?
Elon Musk has developed a new Tesla car that uses karma instead of fuel.
Chinese takeout: $24.95. Fuel to pick it up: $1.00. Getting home and realizing they shorted you a box:
The fuel economy on that thing is NO
Went to check what fuel was used in the Vatican City
Did you hear about the car with no fuel in it.
No?
Well no surprise it never went anywhere.
Did you know they make a cologne that smells like rocket fuel
"Where is the best place to refill your car fuel?"
Why did the nuclear fuel smell?
TIL: In the 1930s, the Italians developed an engine fuel technology that used household spices.
It’s true. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme.
What does the train use to fuel its gaming addiction?
Steam
I don't deserve forgiveness for this joke
Oil paints are an excellent fuel,
Why did early rockets use bread as fuel?
I found it strange that I used more fuel when I drove north than when I drove south...
But then I realised driving north is up hill.
Next to a Dad teaching his kid to use a fuel pump...
"You just press this button ... IT'S GUNNA BLOW!!"
Followed by embarrassed teen noises.
Cracker adds fuel to the fire
We're sat down for Christmas dinner and we all pull crackers. My father gets a small set of pocket screwdrivers. I ask 'Are they all flatheads or are they phillips?', to which he replys with the knowing grin 'They're not Phillips, they're mine'.
A large oil company has announced that it is going to start producing fuel from insect urine.
I heard a large oil company is making fuel out of bug urine...
Who can drink 10 litres of fuel without getting sick?
Who can drink 20 litres of fuel?
Who can drink 20 litres of fuel?
Who can carry the fuel?
Who can carry 20L of fuel for me?
JERRY CAN!!
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