11 Hilarious Boas Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Boa constructor.

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👤︎ u/birb_lady123

📅︎ Jun 04 2020

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Taylor Swift got attacked by a boa constrictor...

Fortunately, she was able to shake it off.

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👤︎ u/StephenHunterUK

📅︎ Nov 10 2017

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My wife tried to order an exotic snake online, but when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves...

Looks like the boa cons tricked her...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ May 13 2020

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What kind of snake wears a hard hat?

A boa constuctor

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👤︎ u/Tennessean4Life

📅︎ Feb 08 2020

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What do you call a snake building its own home?

A boa constructor.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener

📅︎ Jun 13 2019

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What do you call a snake in charge of the philharmonic orchestra?

A boa conductor.

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👤︎ u/cyphr0st

📅︎ Aug 09 2019

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I'm writing a screenplay where a giant snake swallows Dwayne Johnson.

The title: Rocky-Bowel Boa

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👤︎ u/perverseverence

📅︎ Aug 01 2019

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Who was the most ruthless man in the Bible?

Boas before he got married.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik

📅︎ Jul 11 2019

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Had to double take when I saw a snake wearing a hard hat

Turns out it was his work attire...

He's a boa constructor

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👤︎ u/parkerthedeal

📅︎ Nov 07 2018

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What do you call a snake that builds for a living?

a boa constructor

https://imgur.com/gallery/xq6M2

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👤︎ u/HotCurryLips

📅︎ Feb 05 2018

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What do you call a snake building its own home?

A boa constructor

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👤︎ u/rqstaz

📅︎ Feb 18 2019

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